Shoot 'Em Up

I know, that I'm late, but I really need to write about this. I really enjoyed this movie! Surely, it has the most honest title, and 80% of the movie is a shooting scene, not many movie can make it this enjoyable.

But that's just on the surface, wait until you hear the dialogues. From clever observation of the society we live in, to funny one-liners! (who says only Bond can hold a gun and a girl in his arm, and have one-liners?). If you haven't watch it, watch out for it. My favourites, are the car signal scene, the "why people love guns" and last but not least: "A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib".

so long, John Woo.

I shoot it 4 out of 5 bullets. Go Watch again and again.

Hint ! Hint!

I need a new pair of jeans;
I need a new pair of shoes;
My watch is now broken;
My purse is torn;

and it's already March!

dum badadum!

Politically Funny

Here's 2 news I've read and heard on the news, that made me all cracked up, since it showed the true nature of the person involved, if you can read between the lines.

1. Ch'ng focusing on campaign - BN man he needs time to visit all voters. (The Star, Thursday 6th March 2008). This cracked me up on several reasons. First of all, I know his son personally (although I'm not sure he still remembers me) since we went to the same hostel, and only recently I realised that he is the MP for the place I live in. And I think Emmanuel a certain friend of mine is won't vote for him for the parliamentary seat.

But the main reason is, Ch'ng was complaining that he did not get to meet all of his potential voters, due to lack of time. I wonder, Datuk, was the 5 years not enough, or was it the 15 days campaign? I guess now we know how often he rubs shoulders with us commoners?

2. There was a news on Buletin Utama (that stretched on to about 10pm!) just now about someone sending "invitation letters" from the BN candidate there, to the potential voters to claim RM 500 for their "support" of the party. Many came, and when no money was given, claimed foul to the press. Some mentioned that he left his work just to collect the money, and another blamed the saboteur of putting his name on the "invitation letter", as if he's involved in bribery.

It's actually the guy who was mad about his name what cracked me up. You see, he's mad because his name is written in the letter, showing that he is voluntarily involved in bribery. But somehow, he managed to NOT go to the police and lodge a report, and yet, he STILL CAME to "collect the money". I bet that should the money is actually being given, he'd be one happy BN voter this year, at least.

Pata-Pon

My daily music dosage today, consists solely on Happy Feet's Soundtrack (yes, it's almost 2 years already but good music have no expiry dates) and Patapon! I know this is just a temporary novelty, but before it wears off, I'm enjoying it while it lasts.

I need your boo(b)

Have you ever heard the song With You by Chris Brown? When I first heard it, I goes like this:

I need your boob...
I gotta see your boob...

I'm blaming my cheap earphones (:p)

How to Appear Smart and Wise

While chatting, be it online or live, there are ways to make you appear smart and wise, much like those gurus on top of the hill in a cage, with long white beard and all.

Find an object that's easy to recognise. If you can find an object that can be seen everyday, but went unnoticed because it's not important, that's better.

Find a characteristic of the object, which should be commonly known, and easily spotted.

Start your "words of wisdom" with "A wise man once said", and add the objects and the characteristic. With practice, you can construct you sentence similar to what a wise man would say, or even make a counter phrase.

End your sentence with you head looking up a bit, and nod knowingly slowly.

Example:

Object - A Cat in A Cage
Characteristic - Cat can be a pet.

Sentence : A wise man once said, a cat in a cage, is always somebody's pet. *look up*,*nods*

And there you go...