Think Outside The Qube

Salam Perkenalan, Fira!

2012-02-01T15:10:00.001+08:00

Semoga hubungan kita bahagia dan bertahan lama…

Selamat Tinggal, Mai

2012-02-01T12:20:00.001+08:00

Memutuskan hubungan yang terjalin selama 6 tahun amatlah memedihkan…

Selected Facebook Updates 2011

2012-01-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

Januari

Share pisang dengan monyet kat zoo...terbaek!!
Kalau anak lahir time Subuh, nak kena azan Subuh jugak ke?
Omgpptdocxaspxflaphpexe!!!
B6BYC-6T7C3-4PXRW-2XKWB-GYV33

Sapa kenal series ni? tanpa search kat google tau!
Gila banyak social conmentary dalam cerita Bujang Lapok ni..
Sejak Ana Rafali menang AJL ni, budak2 metal pun dah mintak mp3 lagu dia...huhu
In a Malay conversation with another Malay, I would automatically speak in English if a non-Malay joins in*. Does that make me racist?

*there are exceptions
People don't really need to know about your success or failure. It's how you did it that matters.
Life's not funny without tragedy. Happy Monday peeps
Mencari ketenangan dicelah2 kod javascript
Don't let a problem get the best of you, because you should be doing your best to find a solution.
Susah jugak jadi orang separa pandai ni... :(
Ada khemah-khemah depan pusat servis dan jualan Porsche, Glenmarie. Kalau ada warehouse sale boleh la sambar Carrera ke, Cayenne ke, dalam 2,3 bijik..
Meeting hari ini di mulai dwngan Bismillah, Doa Makan dan mee goreng.
Does opposites attract or cancel each other?
Thn ni 1syawal = 30 Ogos. Sambut merdeka selang sehari dengan setan nampaknya tahun ni..
Don't tell me 'I told you so' if you haven't told me anything before..

Februari

Udoh sampei ke tambun yeop, tuko le dari cakap kedah. Bile sampei selangor nati tuka ke bahasa selangor le kite
Kalau kena beli tiket untuk Lucky Draw, apa beza dengan beli nombor ekor?
Butang baju abang mana Tah???
saya orang. saya ada isteri. isteri saya pun orang. saya suka isteri saya. maka saya suka isteri orang.
Hati kata nak. Poket kata WOI!!!
'Aku bukan tak nak kasi signal, tapi takut bateri kereta abis...' kata seorang pemandu di NKVE
Dulu musim nama anak Daniel. Lepas tu Danish. Sekarang rasanya musim Rayyan dengan yang mula dengan Q kot?

Mac

Kita selalu marah bila orang pijak kepala kita.tapi jarang kita fikir semula kenapa kita hulur kepala kita untuk dipijak?
Best ke bawak motor pakai skirt pendek? Mesti berangin je...
Kenot go la tengok poster Kembar Siang.Pose Intan Ladyana sangat....suggestive.huhu
Pergerakan plet tektonik jepun ke bawah plet korea,china. Teringat pada cerita Sinking of Japan
Argh...ada orang pi remix lagu Come As You Are jadi dance...masih terkedu smpai sekarang...
kot ye pun nak tegur aku, tak elok minum Coke, sorok la rokok dalam poket dan dalam tangan tu...huhuhu :D
A computer virus that forces all IE 6s to be upgraded to at least IE 8 would be one of the greatest invention in human history.
Just performed genocide on lalang kat halaman rumah. Casualties are bagged and ready to be disposed. Tunggu hujan kejap.
harini seluar rasa longgar. ingat perut dah kurang diameter. rupanya terlupa nak pakai tali pinggang. huhu
Bila keranda di usung, barulah bercucuran air mata..huh!

April

Saya tengok rancangan lawak nak sakit perut pasal gelak, bukan sakit hati pasal tak dapat gelak
Ingin mencadangkan berita2 politik lucah ni dihadkan dalam ruangan politik sahaja di media massa, bukan di muka depan. Penat nak explain kat budak2 bawah umur..
Mengatakan berita yang belum disahkan sebagai fitnah, juga merupakan satu fitnah.
petua: Kalau hendak kelapa parut tahan selama dua tahun. belah dua kelapa tua. parut sebelah dan guna pada 31 Disember. sebelah lagi pula guna pada 1 Januari.

p/s: kalau buat pada bulan Zulhijjah dan Muharram pun boleh juga
Aku ingat orang fogging...rupanya ayam aku dah hangit...wuwu
Gaji pekerja kerajaan naik = barang naik = cuepacs bising minta gaji naik = gaji pekerja kerajaan naik (... n kuasa infiniti)

yang sakit keja swasta macam aku. lalalala
"Wangi la ko hari ni. Ko pakai ape?"
"Aku pakai nvidia for men"
"..."
kalau Javascript,
if(a == 10){color= red;}
else {color = blue;}

kalau Skrip Jawa,
Angger a kui 10, wornone abhang. Angger orak worno kui biru.

Sekian.
Aku perlukan google translate utk loghat kedah pekat...ada x?.chaiyok2 lizzam!

Mei

Kalau dibuang scene2 slow motion dalam sinetron, mesti tinggal 3 episod je per series...
Sedang enak menikmati makan tengahri,tiba tiba kedengaran:
"Dah tengahari tak mandi lagi?!! Mandi cepat..kalau tak mak update kat Facebook!"
It doesn't matter how reality hits you, it still hurts in the heart
Kepada semua isteri2 di dunia. Bersyukurlah apabila mendapat tahu suami anda sedang usha awek2 lawa. Karang kalau dia usha lelaki2 sasa, macamana?
Tadi berita melaporkan seorang lelaki mengelar tangan adiknya kerana terpengaruh dengan komik Hong Kong seperti Alam Perwira, Dewata Raya dan lain2. Kenapa tak Kamehameha je adik tu?
Setelah menonton Kung Fu Panda 2, barulah saya tahu Panda datang dari Pendang
Ingin buat virus yang ada EULA. Siap ada button agree/disagree. Kalau sapa2 agree dan kemudian deletw guna antivirus, boleh dikenakan tindakan undang2.
Honesty is the best policy. Dishonesty is a close second.

Jun

Facebook really needs to add a "Your friend A has changed his/her/their name to B" notification. There's a lot of persons whom I'm not sure who they really are in my list.
Bengong scammer SMS. 'OPT OUT' la, bukan 'OUTPUT'....jgn la ada yg percaya...
Sabtu, Hari Hindustan Sedunia..
Tergelak jap tadi dengar mamat kat belakang aku nyanyi " izi kang...izi go..."
Orang buncit lebih aerodinamik, sebab perut dia boleh membelah angin ketika berjalan.
A man hurts a woman by trying to solve ALL her problems, and a woman hurts a man by saying he CAN'T.
I have a cool password but I can't tell anyone on Facebook. bummer.
Seorang ayah yang sedang memegang action figure Ultraman memarahi anaknya yang sedang memegang action figure Ironman: "Tak payah main Amerika punya semua ni"
Terdengar di berita ramai orang yang pakai baju bersih kena tahan. abis lah aku. baju semua dah basuh. tak ada baju kotor dah.

July

Sampai sekarang aku tak tau, apa guna switchboard kat dada Darth Vader tu? adakah itu suis aircond? misteri...misteri...
Rezeki jangan ditolak. Kerja jangan dicari...
Quote ceramah sebelum khutbah:
"saya bukan takut bini,tapi bini yang menakutkan saya..."
I actially agree with Bersih's demand but not fully. All 8 demands are good demands except one: 21 days campaign. This is purely political waste. Campaigning should be limited.if you want ppl to know and like u,u should've help people BEFORE you've even nominated.that shows how commited u are in helping us people. In fact, mini elections should be banished as well! Death shouldn't be a reason to fight for a chair.
To those who deny Bersih has a political agenda, come on! The whole thing is about elections,how much more "politic" can it go?and the timing of both rallies "coincidentally" close to the elections? The demands are mostly fair,and a rally may be justified, just stop denying what you are...
Bila kita dengar : I ni adalnya orang Greek, my wife dari Rome.sekarang tinggal di UK.
Mungkin maksudnya: saya ni asal orang Gerik, bini saya orang Rompin. Sekarang tinggal di Ulu Klang.
When you brave the rain, you don't get to blame the cloud for making you wet.
Baru lepas cuci kereta dengan sabun Daia. Kalau korang tengah memandu tengah2 malam dan tetiba bau wangi...mungkin kereta aku yang lalu kat sebelah...
When I'm bored I open my spam folder and I read the lies people sent me.
Saw a heli on a trailer stuck at the NKVE bridge at Jln airport subang, causing jam. What a good late excuse would it be, right?
Malaysia is one lucky country...a lot has happened that could crumble other countries, but we still huddle together, regardless of age,race and political views, for food, and football.
Petua Awet Muda: banyakkan senyum
Petua Awek Muda: banyakkan senyum pada awek-awek balik sekolah
Takut nak mengadu pasal gaji/duit dalam facebook. takut nanti ramai ajak join "business mengayakan orang lain"...
Kelmarin feri yang aku naik menggatal pasang filem Titanic. berderau kejap darah aku...
Kalau sebut "Touch Wood" pagi-pagi tidak bermakna touch "morning wood". Sekian, terima kasih.
Don't start an argument near an Internet access. Chances are, it'd end up in Facebook
Kepada Puan Mashitah Wan Ismail, yang awak jumpa tadi bukan uban, tapi rambut saya memang blonde...omputeh la katakan...

Ogos

Tips puasa. Selalu time Asar kita dah lapar. Untuk menghilangkan lapar, makan lah nasi. sekian :P
Suatu hari di bazar ramadhan.

Brader Kurma: haa..pilih bang, semua kurma madinah
Mamat: boleh rasa dulu ke?
Brader kurma: ...
It seems that "that's a good question" usually mean "I don't know that answer"
Kedengaran di depan Surau tadi:

"Apa kata kita berbuka makanan Thai"
"Apa! makan lantai?"
kawan yang baik akan mengangguk walaupun tidak pasti jika kita berkata benar.

kawan baik akan berkata "kepala hangguk kau!!!"
Puan Mashitah Wan Ismail, janganlah menangis lagi.

Lagi 2 biji bawang je nak kena hiris...
Sharepoint 2010 dan Chrome 13 bergaduh, programmer penyet di tengah-tengah...
Sejarah adalah rekod kejadian berdasarkan satu pihak. kalau dua pihak maka akan jadi dua jarah.
mahal betul Eye Mo sekarang. rasa-rasa setitik 50sen kot sekarang. dah la yang tepat masuk mata setitik, yang jatuh ke tepi 10 titik...
Bila isi dalam wallet banyak resit dari duit...
Di kampung, kalau bercerita pasal tayar, tak main la 17,18 inci. Koman2 22,24 inci.

Tayar traktor la katakan...
Argh... henpon terendam kurma daging kambing...wuwuwu
Kedengaran di suatu sore:

"kau ni pilih makwe ikut taste ke ikut testis?"
Kenapalah banyak drama Melayu ni mengharapkan tragedi untuk merubah nasib seseorang. Lebih menjurus ke balasan orang jahat dan rezeki orang baik. Tak banyak yang menunjukkan usaha untuk menjadi lebih baik. Yang banyak, reda dengan kepayahan, dan in the end all is well. Kita semua perlukan smangat macam untuk berusaha. Bukan menunggu untung naib saja.
Girls, do the world a favour. If your guy does not use the indicator while driving; dump them. They don't love you as much. If its your husband, give them the silent treatment for a week. Guys, do the same to your gals too. Make the world a better place
Some extra knowledge won't hurt anybody. Too little knowledge, and you kill humanity..
Pemanggil: tak setuju dia lanjutkan persaraan umur 64. bukak email pun tak tau. kalau dia lanjutkan saya buat partition suruh dia berhenti.

Usop Wilcha: Petition lah. Bukan partition.

aku: *tepuk tangan sorang-sorang dalam kereta*

*notakakistatus: lebih baik tak tau pakai email dari tak tau beza partition dan petition...

Oktober

Nona sedang menayangkan Proses pemindahan lemak pinggul ke pipi untuk mehilangkan kesan parut jerawat. so lepas ni kalau ada awek pipi licin kena tanya la, "is that your cheek or your butt cheek?". kalau cium pipi? lagi la kena cek dlu
wahai pemilik-pemilik syarikat di luar sana. kalau nak maintain website, pastikan anda membayar kepada orang yang sekurang-kurangnya tau HTML. kalau tak bayar pada 3rd party untuk maintain.
Oktober: bulan sambutan halloween oleh orang Islam dikecam hebat oleh orang-orang yang ada daripadanya tak sabar nak tonton filem seram Melayu terkini seperti Hijab, Hantu Bonceng, dan Tolong! Awek Aku Pontianak.
Saya ingin mencadangkan sebarang kenaikan gaji kakitangan awam tidak dibuat serentak, dan tidak diumumkan secara meluas. Kalau diumumkan pun, 1.2 juta akan menerima kenaikan secara berkala sepanjang setahun/6bulan. ini dapat mengurangkan kenaikan harga yang tak pasal2 menyusahkan 26 juta rakyat Malaysia yang lain.
Akhirnya perut bini dah lagi besar dari perut aku
Terua kasih untuk semalam yang indah, kekasih gelapku. Namun, kita terpaksa berpisah. Malam ni kita dating lagi ye, katil?
Many complained that Jackie Chan's movies are not as enjoyable a before, since his stunts are getting less intense and he's getting slower. But the question is, can you do any stunts that he can di at the age of 57?
"Oh, crap! It's raining" is better than "Oh, it's raining crap!"

November

quote of the day: wah! harga laptop kau macam tambang nak pergi Umrah!
Launching Firefox to install IE9. feels weird
I want to open a mamak restaurant and call it "Gymnasium".

So people can brag "I was at the Gym till 3 am last night!"
Quote of the day #2: Pergh, ko sendawa macam Uruk-Hai!
I hate it when I'm wearing my headphones and listening to something, and someone just REALLY NEED to chat with me there and then.
King kong is a love movie. Rise of the planet of the apes is a slave rising up to king. Both, great movies about human traits in animal
aku rasa serangan semut ke atas cawan nescafe aku adalah sebahagian dari konspirasi untuk membuatkan aku pelupa..
A: kau nak gaduh ke?
B: kau kenapa tetiba ajak gaduh ni?
A: err..maksud aku kau nak cepat ke?

Gaduh = cepat dalam loghat kelantan
Bertunang sudah, kahwin sudah, honeymoon pun sudah. Bachelor party je yang belum lagi. bila nak buat ni?
Esok bermulalah cuti sekolah. Tok mudim dah mula mengasah pisau...
Kepada khatib masjid kuning kota damansara. Saya suka permulaan khutbah ustaz. Politik itu ibadah tapi janganlah ibadah itu dipolitikkan.saya sokong! Tapi tiba2 ustaz mempolitikkan khutbah ustaz kenapa? Bukankah itu hipokrit namanya?
Dramatic Coding = Coding sambil tengok babak cemas dalam Sinetron, lengkap dengan bunyi latar Dun! Dun! Dun!
Kepala tali pinggang saya panas! adakah sebab lemak perut saya sedang terbakar?
Quote of the day: harini ko Solat Jumaat ke Solat Zohor?
When doing something good, nothing is more important than doing everything right. 1 wrong is more glaring than a thousand rights.

Disember

Usually when buying a present for the newlyweds,the axiom is 'something they both will use'. So why would girls balk at the idea of buying a drill, or a tool set?
Aku rasa sinetron, telenovela ni agenda asing untuk merendahkan IQ penonton ni...
Kalau burger special, maknanya burger daging/ayam dengan telur. Kalau banjo special camna pulak ye.
Rajinikanth vs Chuck Norris. who will win?
Esok Krismas, hari Ahad. Rasa2 ada ke orang main kompang orang kahwin guna lagu Jingle Bells?
Nampaknya tahun ni ramai isteri2 belikan suaminya iPhone 4s, dan ramai suami belikan bininya handphone Samsung.
Kepada sahabatku yang berjantina lelaki, menghisap rokok dan menggelar aktiviti tersebut dengan "sap kok" (contoh ayat: bro, sap kok lu!), tolongla consider apa maksud ayat tersebut bila didengar oleh orang yang fasih berbahasa rojak.

klu: kok sama bunyinya dengan cock. cock juga tidak hanya bermaksud ayam jantan
Tamat sudah Ombak Rindu. Tatkala ini, aku melihat mata isteriku sedalam-dalamnya dan berkata:

"Bila nak buka stokin abg macam dalam cerita ni?
baru sampai rumah. satu hari berjalan. tapi tak nak mandi dulu. nak mandi kul 11.50 nanti. abis mandi lepas kul 12. so boleh aku cerita kat orang, "aku mandi dari tahun lepas, tahun ni baru abis."

Harapkan Pegar, Pegar Makan Padi.

2011-12-30T18:28:00.001+08:00

Sesuatu yang baru aku belajar hari ini. selama ini aku di suap dan tidak bertanya, tapi peribahasa “Harapkan pagar, pagar makan padi” itu salah penggunaannya. Secara logika, orang tak pagar padi tu. Sawah pun tak ada pagar. Batas adalah. Tapi kita tak bertanya. Terima saja tanpa soal.

Sedangkan, yang sebetulnya adalah “Harapkan pegar, pegar makan padi”.

“Pegar? Are you sure, bro?”

Pegar atau Ayam Pegar adalah seekor burung/ayam yang digunakan untuk menangkap serangga perosak. Jadi penggunaan perkataan Pegar lebih sesuai berbanding Pagar.

Artikel yang sama juga membincangkan tentang peribahasa “Melepaskan Batuk di Tangga”. Yang ini pula, walaupun sebutannya betul, ejaannya salah, maka kerapkali maknanya pun salah. Sepatutnya “Melepaskan Batok di Tangga”.

“Dude, Batok tu ejaan lama Batuk la…”

Mungkin itu benar, tapi Batok dalam konteks ini bermaksud gayung yang digunakan untuk mencuci kaki. Sepatutnya selepas mencuci kaki, Batok tu diletakkan di tempayan. Tapi bagi yang malas, lepaskan saja di tangga. Selari dengan maksud peribahasa “Melepaskan batok di tangga”, kerja yang tidak sempurna atau sambil lewa.

Sumber:

Harapkan Pegar, Pegar Makan Padi

Melepaskan Batok Di Tangga

Rokok Dan Api

2011-12-27T09:41:00.001+08:00

Budak: Abah,tak boleh hisap rokok kat kedai. Nanti terbakar.

Abah: ish, tak ada la. Bapak berhati2. Takkan terbakar tempat ni

Budak: bukan terbakar kat sini, kat Neraka...

The Price of Fame

2011-12-23T15:55:00.001+08:00

I started using Samsung phones since 2009, with the release of Samsung Jet. Before that, I was loyal to Nokia and Sony Ericsson, both leadrs of good phones then.

Jet promised to be 'Smarter Than Smartphones', but that's too tall an order to achieve. Especially in the wake of iPhones, and Windows Mobile phones. Android is still in its infancy and not worth the upgrade. Jet, however, proves a worthy buy when considering its price point, screen, and camera. The OS sucks, though.

Fast forward to the end of 2011. Samsung is sharing the top spot in smartphones with Apple. While apple decided to limit its offering to maintain focus, Samsung offers devices tailored to almost every need.

This sudden rise to fame, however, may have caught Samsung off guard. A couple years ago it stopped supplying AMOLED screens to other device makers due to supply shortage.

Locally, I guess the sudden influx of Samsung devices caught the servive centers off guard. Back in my Jet days, there is virtually no queues, and I can send my device in and out during lunch and still have time to eat.

Now, i think a half day leave would barely suffice to either send in or collect your device.

Who Will Win? Will We Survive??

2011-12-20T16:34:00.001+08:00

Philoso-Rex

2011-12-01T01:09:00.001+08:00

I was watching Toy Story and browsing 9Gag at the same time and I thought of this:

9gag.com is changing my life!!

Right and Wrong

2011-11-29T15:55:00.001+08:00

When doing something good, nothing is more important than doing everything right. 1 wrong is more glaring than a thousand rights.

The Greatest “Jongang” in the World.

2011-11-24T15:28:00.001+08:00

In my humble opinion, of course.

One day my son came back from preschool crying.

"People made fun of my teeth. They called me Jongang!" he was buck-toothed. 'Jongang' is the Malay term for it.

So I sat beside him. I played "We are the Champions" by Queen as a background. Even kids my son's age could recognize that song. It's the song of the Champions.

And I showed him this photo:

"Do you know him?" I asked.

"No."

"You'd think kids at his school would make fun of his teeth,right?" my son nodded.

"Well that's him singing a song about Champions."

"That's Freddie Mercury?!!" I nodded. I've taught him well.

His eyes lit up with the association.

"It does not matter who you are, or what you are. But if you want it to matter, then when you do something, do it great. And Freddie's a great performer. Nobody said anything about his teeth ever since."

p.s : No, I didn’t tell him the details, though about his death and sexual preferences.

p.p.s : the scenario above is from my imagination, but if it happens, that’s how it could happen.

p.p.p.s : If you don’t know who Freddie or Queen are, listen to this:

Gymnasium Nasi Kandar

2011-11-09T18:16:00.001+08:00

I want to open a mamak restaurant and call it "Gymnasium".

So people can brag "I was at the Gym till 3 am last night!"

Twook?

2011-10-30T11:39:00.002+08:00

Kalau hasil penulisan blog dijadikan buku maka jadilah Blook (Blog + Book).

Tapi kalau penulisan tweet? Twook?

Kalau penulisan status Facebook pulak? Fook?

Steve Martin menulis buku berdasarkan mesej Twitternya

Raining Crap

2011-10-27T18:52:00.001+08:00

“Oh Crap! It’s Raining” is better than “Oh, it’s raining crap!”

The Immortals Will Die But Live Forever

2011-10-06T16:41:00.001+08:00

Those who attended my classes (UiTM Puncak Perdana – Interactive Multimedia), would remember me pointing out to Steve Jobs, for his ingenuity, and mastery in creating an unmatchable aura in each of his presentations.

If you have no idea who Steve Jobs is, surely you have heard of his brainchildren: the Mac, iPhone, iPad, Pixar, or at least one of the Pixar’s many award winning movies and short films. Not many in our world, especially in our lifetime, could be attributed to so many iconic products, much more be the man behind the very creation of such beautiful products.

Don’t read me wrong. I’m not an Apple fan (I’m on the Android and Windows side of things). I’m writing this because of the fact that, in my short years, Jobs is the only person whose company delivers his product exactly like the advert says, especially in IT. All the animation, eye candy you can see in the ads, you can experience it in your own hands. Name me other products that can live up to the marketing hypes like iPhones and iPads? it’s basically the most honest product as far as marketing goes.

Steve has shown how instrumental he was to Apple. He was fired from Apple (a company that he build up from scratch) because of his incredible attention to detail, which some at the moment thought to hamper progress. Apple almost went broke, while Jobs went on and create NeXT, a software company on which Mac OS is built upon and Pixar, initially a computer company, but now a huge name in the film industry.

Need I say more about his presentations? He has made presentations so moving, that he sells anything he introduces by the millions. I started with Macbook Air, the iPhones, the iPads. all of those presentations reached deeply to the heart of audiences, regardless of which side they were on (which in turn made the audience reach deeply into their pockets). He has single handedly drive several markets into the giants that we see today, namely smartphones, tablets, and 3D animations.

He was a loss to us mankind. but he is immortal. He still lives in the heart of Apple fans. He still lives in the heart of those who idolizes him. He still lives in the heart of perfectionists. He still lives in the heart of those who strive to make the best products. He is an icon of a generation. And he will be remembered.

“Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish”

Does Your Partner Love You Enough?

2011-09-23T01:18:00.001+08:00

Girls, do the world a favour. If your guy does not use the indicator while driving; dump them.

They don't love you as much as they said they do.

If its your husband, give them the silent treatment for a week. They deserve more, but let them learn,

Guys, do the same to your gals too.

Make the world a better place.

For you. And your loved ones.

Honeymoon! Day 4-5

2011-08-21T00:56:00.002+08:00

Okay, this has been in my draft folder for quite some time. I guess i should finish this.

Even the plan was toget up early and head to Jesselton Point to go island hopping, but we woke up late, and wifey had a case of stomachache. Maybe it was the Soto last night. Adding salt to injury, I overspend last night and may spent the money we saved for island hopping.

Singgah Mata, Kota Kinabalu.

We went to find something to eat for breakfast, and we chanced upon Restoran Keningau in Singgah Mata. Yep, that's the name of the place. it's actually a decent place to eat, and there's actually a food fair nearby. But since wifey's stomache is still acting up, we decided not to push our luck.

Pasar Filipin, Kota Kinabalu

So the morning we thought of hang around Pasar Filipin. A any tourist would do, we had to buy something for those back in Peninsular (Note to self: Next honeymoon spot should not have a souvenir shop). And where else you can find souvenirs, especially pearls in such abundance in KK?

En route to Pasar Filipin we stopped for a while at Kedai Jamilah, one that has been suggested by shopping tourists. The jewelleries sold here looks okay. And the staff are friendly. It does not, however have anything that we want so we proceeded to Pasar Filipin.

You can find anything unique to Sabah here. From pearls to hand made accessories. And they're quite cheap, especially when you know your way around a bargain. The best part is, if you bougt something too big for luggage, it's a huge bundle, then they can package them and send them to your address via Pos. Just remembe to pay them extra for shipping.

Kompleks Sinsuran, Kota Kinabalu

On the way back, we stopped by Sinsuran so wifey can do a little bit more shopping. This time it's just some peddler in the middle of the complex. These are illegal peddlers. How do I know they're illegal? Well right after we finish buying, panic ensued. Dewan Bandaraya Kota Kinabalu came. They just grab what they can and hide their stuff anywhere they could, including in other premises. It's kinda sad seeing the scene, with their merchandise scatted on the floor like that. And if we wer late to pay for just another minute we might walk off with free stuff.

The aftenoon ws spent at Hospital Likas. No, wifey's stomache didn't get worse. We went to visit her nephew who just had a baby there.

During the night, I brought wifey to Sugarbun. To those unfamilar with this brand, it's a bread and patries franchise in Peninsular. In Sabah and Sarawak, however, they serve the whole meal, much like how Marybrown, approaches this business. Actually, it does operate much like Marybrown. Even the offering is very similar in variance.

We ended the night early, since we were going to the airport early in the morning.

Day 5 - Goodbye KK

By 9am we already dragging our bags to the hotel reception, including a box of salted fish. A box, mind you. Upon collecting our RM 50 deposit, we headed to the taxi stand, which is exactly in front of the hotel. Seeing us with our bags and box, an uncle quickly stood up and offered us his taxi.

Here's the thing about the taxi ride. I'm not complaining about his driving, even if it's a bit on the 'kalut' (hurried) side. But the way they handled the fare. He charged me RM 30, much like the airport taxi. Fair enough, since they cannot wait at the airport for customers (although they can pick up anybody on the way back..if they can find any).

The weird part is, he set the meter. But just as he starts the meter, he hides the display under a piece of cloth. Shady, I know. But at the moment I just want to not to miss the plane.

We arrived too earliy, actually. The plane does not depart untill about 12 pm, and the check in counter only opens a good hour after we arrived. Anyhow, we made our time by hanging around the airport, sipping McDonald's breakfast coffee.

The flight ws uneventful as usual, only this time we got the row just to ourselves, despite a fuller rate of occupancy. It was Sunday, after all, and many weekend travellers are returning back to Peninsular. Reaching KLIA, as usual I asked wifey to wait until others have departed, and this time, we got to take a picture with the captain and his co-pilot.

That's our account of this little trip to Labuan and Sabah. It's not a honeymoon per se, but more like a trip to reminisce the days when we first met. Now that's priceless.

Sejarah

2011-08-18T02:18:00.001+08:00

Sejarah adalah rekod kejadian berdasarkan satu pihak. kalau dua pihak maka akan jadi dua jarah.

2011-08-10T21:19:00.001+08:00

trying to update several posts at once...see if this works!

Honeymoon! Day 3

2011-07-23T23:32:00.004+08:00

We woke up to a heavy downpour. If it's any other day, it would be blissful to sleep in. However, we're supposed to hitch a ride with Zoefri to the ferry terminal, and he leaves at about 7am, so we braved the coldness to bathe in the rainy morning.

Since we already bought the ferry ticket, we didn't need to rush as much. Ferries from Labuan goes to KK every morning at 8.30am, and later in the evening at around 3pm. But if you opt for the Labuan - Menumbok route, you can choose from the speedboat, the passenger ferry or the vehicle ferry. From Menumbok, one can choose from leased cars to busses. The ferry ride takes from 15 to 30 minutes and the bus ride, another 2 hours. It's also cheaper to go via this route. The ferry costs from RM 15 to RM 25, depending on the type of ferry, and the bus is RM 14 (express route to KK, without going to Beaufort first)

The ferry ride was as good as any, but with a little more roll then the ride to Labuan. But this time, we got a better seat, in front, away from the constant rumbling and vibrating of the engine at the back, and closer to the speaker so I can at least hear better the KL Gangster movie they were playing.

Kota Kinabalu

Hotels are abundant in KK area, mostly right in the heart of the city. Budget hotels range from around RM70 to a little more than RM 100, while the better hotels, with better amenities and sea view, range from RM 150 onwards.

I was opting for Lavender's Lodge (had a good impression of it last time, and it has good reviews in Tripadvisor) but it was full. So was Rafflesia Hotel. Both offer RM 70 rooms for couples, with basic amenities and WiFi. Another choice of mine was Ruby Hotel because it was offering a room with a bath tub and breakfast for RM 89 during promotion. Usual rates for those rooms were RM 109, but they do have normal rooms for RM 79.

Tune Hotels also serve a good value, if you don't mind it being quite far from the city (the bus ride used to cost RM 1, not sure about now), or having a transport (a Proton Wira can cost from RM 90 onwards). Oh, the bus ends operation quite early (around 7pm). So you might miss the KK nightlife if you don't have a transport.

Wifey suggested Wah May, since it's where she and her family stayed during her convocation, but if my memories serve me right, the rooms seems ancient.

At last, after walking up and down the streets for quite some time, we ended up with Kinabalu Hotel (not to be confused with Kinabalu Daya Hotel), costing RM 70 per night for a queen sized bedroom without windows (add RM 10 for windows, but it's just a view of the street below or the night market - not worth it). You'll need a deposit of RM 50 which will be refunded upon checkout. Check-in is at 2pm and checkout is at 12 pm.

Not the best of choices but we missed some of the newer hotels and avoided some of the older ones.
First thing we did after checking was to grab some lunch. Wifey noticed a well maintained restaurant when we were hotel-hunting, so we set our course there.

The venue's name is Restoran Sempelang, and they have quite a good serving, that we had dinner there too. For lunch, Wifey sampled their Kerabu varieties (RM 6, plus a drumstick and some gravy), and I tried the Nasi Goreng Lalap (RM 6).

Nasi Goreng Lalap is basically Nasi Goreng Ayam, to be eaten with Sambal Kacang, Sambal Belacan and as with most Sabahan dishes, Chicken Stock Soup. Seriously, most Sabahan dishes comes with complementary chicken stock soup. Regardless if it's Nasi Padprik or Mee Goreng.

We then return back to the hotel to freshen up. Good thing too, since it rained cats and dogs afterwards.
After Isyak (it's about an hour earlier in Sabah compared to Peninsular), we went for dinner at Restoran Sempelang (yes, again), this time because wifey wants to have Soto Ayam (RM 5.50). Soto, in Sabah and Labuan, is actually Bihun Sup back in the Peninsular. The difference is, the pickled chilli that accompanies it (it's actually served as condiments). I had Nasi Padprik Campur (RM 5.50), which is pretty much the standard version.

On the way back from the restaurant, we stopped for a while at a Pasar Malam (night market) just behind our hotel. Many are selling brooches and various accessories, while in another side, there are 'massage parlours' offering foot, and back massage. There's also 'bekam', where they suck off 'dirty' blood from aching areas.

I tried the foot massage, which costs me RM 20, and its painful as heck. Mind you, I'm a frequent customer of foot reflexology, but this one ranks quite high on the pain scale (another one in my list would be the Reflexology centre in Giant Shah Alam). He the offered me for 'bekam' plus back massage. It would cost me another RM 30, but I have to decline. Having bruises from the suction cups might be a turn off for Wifey, so that's too high a price to pay :-P.

It's almost midnight by the time I'm done (the masseurs are open until about 2am), and we headed back to our room. We retired soon after, and plans for next morning.

Not before wifey gave me a back massage RM 30 can't buy :-)

Honeymoon! Day 2

2011-07-22T14:49:00.003+08:00

One thing I missed about Labuan (and Borneo as a whole), is the fact that the morning starts earlier than in the Peninsular. Combine this with our early retirement last night, we felt rested in the morning.

Universiti Malaysia Sabah - Kampus Antarabangsa Labuan

After breakfast, we followed Zamhar's cousin in sending Zamhar's first son (or Laura's Mini-me) to pre-school. She then sends us to Universiti Malaysia Sabah - Kampus Antarabangsa Labuan, the place where wifey and me met about 9 years ago. Talk about romantic :-)

I went trigger happy (I have an extra 8GB sd card to use) and shot anything new or brings back nostalgia. Some of the staff and lecturers still remember us, but due to the holiday/practical period for the university, not many were available. We did choose this date so there are no peak period for travels and hotels, but we didn't anticipate on the lecturer's availability, though.

One of wifey's ex-classmate, Shamsul who's now a lecturer in UMS became our host for the day. For nostalgic reasons, we had lunch by the beach, which was one of the favourite place during study.

My wifey and me both had ABC special (or as Sabahan would say it; spisil) - RM 3 each , but she opt for Nasi Goreng Seafood while I had nasi goreng Daging Masak Merah. Our friend had Mee Goreng Mamak and 2 glasses of Nescafe 'o' suam. All this ammounted to RM 22. Thanks Shamsul, for the treat...

But having it now makes me wonder, was it better then or we just have better taste now? The ABC was bland, and so were the food. Maybe some things should stay as wonderful as it was in the memories.
Shamsul did suggest to us afterwards to a new outlet owned by a Northen guy (Kedah, Penang or Perlis), which serves better food, but we were full, nevertheless.

UMS-KAL has changed a lot over the years. Many of them are improvements, and some are new additions over all. But at a glance, everything looks very similar to how it was, and dare I say it, nostalgic.

Shamsul then sent us to Zamhar's house. Zamhar's brother, Zoefri, lend us his car to spin around Labuan.

Bandar Labuan

We decided to start our exploration by checking out what's new in town. But not without something for our family back home.We bought some Kain Batiks with assorted colors and material from Bazar Labuan. Most are priced from RM 5 onwards. Although I'd suggest choosing at least the RM 10 ones for souvenirs. The damage, RM 70 for 6 Batiks (I think? I lost count. The Missus did all the shopping, by the way).

The International Ferry Terminal has now been moved to a new location, and there's a new mosque right by the sea. We went to the market to find the Salak fruit (I'll try looking for it's English name), but alas! It's not the time of the year.

Next, is the most popular stop for UMS students: Labuan Supermarket. While it does not change much all these years, there's a new bulding behind it, right where they used to sell roasted chicken wings. These were our favourites back in the days, especially the special sweet and spicy sauce. They were nowhere to be found, however. Such a loss.

The bus terminal (if you can call it that) is still where it was, even the construction around it causes it to seem claustrophobic. Main target for my lense, the number 4 busses to and fro UMS. They used to cost RM2.80 one way back in our uni days (RM 2.50 for students) but it has been increased to RM 3.40. Add another RM 0.50 and the buses will send you right to your doorstep, provided it's not too far from the route.
From the bus terminal we went to search for the famed chicken wings, but to no avail. So we decided to ask Wifey's old classmate, Sabariah to help us find one.

But since she's only available after 6pm, we decided to go to the Memorial Park. This is park is for the fallen soldiers who died in the World War II, especially during the Japanese occupancy of Labuan.
Most of them were from the Australian regiments and some, the Gurkha's regiment. Ever wonder why Nepalese are allowed to be guards? They had help our nation in freeing ourselves from the Japanese and the communists, and as the legend goes, they have fought valiantly alongside the British, Australian and our own army.

We then fetched Sabariah who was working in the Financial Park or Ujana Kewangan (UK. Yes, Labuan has its very own UK). This is the only mall in Labuan, and is another popular hangouts by UMS students.

Island Tomyam

We tried going to the Peace Park (Taman Damai. This is where the Japanese surrendered to the British) in Layang-Layangan beach, but the food court over there has started to close (business in Labuan generally end around 7pm), so we headed to Island Tomyam, located near to the airport.

This is one of the more fancy place we used to go as students when we had some extra cash (read: when we got our study loan or allowance from our parents). By Labuan standards, the food is a better than the usual fare at the uni cafeteria. A better choise would be Mawilla, but that's just my opinion. Choices were scarce during our uni days, you see.

Our host, Zoefri even mentioned that the best chicken wings is not the one we had. That, we'll just have to see in our next trip, then.

So for the night, we ordered Mee Goreng Mamak (RM 6), Nasi Goreng Padprik (RM 6), Bihun Tomyam (RM 6), Udang Masak Tepung (for 3 persons, I think, about 10 pieces - RM 13), 5 pieces of chicken wings (RM 5 for 5 pieces), and for drinks, we ordered Kichai Ping (RM 2 each).

Kichai ping is one of the drinks I missed since I left Labuan. It's tamarind with lime juice and ice (ping means ice), basically. I can't find kichai ping back in Peninsular, but Jus Cinta at Santai outlets (RM 3) is very similar.

The night concludes after we send Sabariah back to UMS-KAL, we return to Zamhar and Laura's house, and give each other a foot massage.

Honeynoon! Day 1

2011-07-20T08:40:00.004+08:00

KLIA, Sepang

The day starts quite early, as if preparing us for the early sunshine in Borneo. After Subuh, and breakfast, we made our move to KLIA, thanks for my brother in law who happens to live nearby.

Just as we stepped into KLIA, however, wifey noticed that she left her handphone at her sister's house. That led to a short burst of scowling, but nothing much. We're on a honeymoon, after all.

KKIA, Kota Kinabalu

The flight was smooth. While initially the seat we got was sub-par (the seat was right by the wings, so no view. Plus the window seat was occupied by a sleepy unfriendly guy), we found an empty row and made our move.

I had to order some fish and chips (airways minified edition) even though it's RM9 because my stomach was rumbling. Can't complain there, totally my fault.

After an uneventful flight, we landed at KKIA in time, much to my surprise.

As if it's a trademark of mine, We took our time to unboard the plane and took wifey's photo with one of the cabin crew (the others were busy cleaning up the cabin).

Jesselton Point, Kota Kinabalu.

We took the airport taxi (RM 30) to the Jesselton Point to catch our ferry. We saw how KK has grown sine our last visit in 2005.

The driver might be the least talkative of all drivers, we got to ride in an Avanza, with no other passengers, so no complaints there.

And lo and behold, we caught it just in the nick of time. For RM 34.60 each (including terminal tax) we're on our way to Labuan.

The ferry has improved, I think. Or newly refurbished. There was a smell of new paint, i think. And since the sky is clear, so is the sea. Not many sea-sick hurlings were witnessed in this ride.

The funny part was, it was playing Titanic right before we reached Labuan. I was kinda worried.

Labuan

Labuan had managed to stay mostly the same, but some major changes did surprise us. New buildings, new shops, new road layouts. But for those that didn't change, it surely brought 1001 memories. Even the police station brought back memories.

Our ex- lecturer was kind enough to let us stay at their house,even when they're both not in Labuan. Zamhar and Laura are 2 of a kind of lecturer, we're lucky to have them.

It's a very long day, and sleep is fast becoming a necessity...The journey continues tomorrow!

Honeymoon! Day 0

2011-07-19T23:57:00.002+08:00

After years of failed plans, we're going back to place that's both foreign, and close to our hearts; Labuan and Sabah.

Well, both of us met at Labuan.We even became a couple there. So you can imagine how important Labuan is to us. And since both of us has yet to set foot on Sabah and Labuan since I graduated in 2005, choosing the destination requires little effort.

But leading to the date a lot has happened, to the point that my wife thought of cancelling this trip. I was adamant the we tried to the very last minute, and up to now, it's good to go.

So, let's hope this trip becomes a memorable one, the good way, of course.

JJ Binks

2011-07-08T11:04:00.001+08:00

There are times when Amidala just had it with Jar Jar Binks trying to show off his street cred and rapping skills..

Cursor

2011-06-24T00:28:00.001+08:00

Farther Mucker.

When Venus and Mars is on a Collision Course

2011-06-23T14:53:00.001+08:00

A man hurts a woman by trying to solve ALL her problems. A woman hurts a man by saying he CAN'T.

So when Venus and Mars is on a collision course, it's time for men to learn to listen, and women to learn to shut up!

Bumblebee guna Campro?

2011-06-14T17:01:00.001+08:00

Rupanya Bumblebee pakai Campro. padan la power. harap dia pakai CPS jugak... :P

Bulan Mengawan

2011-06-05T14:28:00.001+08:00

Minggu ni sibuk sepupu kahwin
Minggu lepas sibuk kawan kahwin
Minggu depan sepupu belah bini pulak
Minggu lagi satu kawan (crush) kahwin lagi...

P/s : sebelum anda ingin memulakan gossip panas, gambar di bawah ni adalah gambar aku dan sepupu aku...

Lunch

2011-05-30T13:54:00.001+08:00

Nasi ayam - dari RM 3.00 hingga RM 6.00
Air Tin - RM 2 dengan segelas ais
Burger Daging Special dengan Cheese - Rm 4.30

Kira normal la harga ni,kan? Harga KL. Sekarang tengok harga makanan segera pulak.

Nasi ayam KFC - dari RM 5.25 (termasuk cukai) ke RM6.50 (anggaran termasuk cukai) termasuk air berkarbonat.
Burger Big Mac RM 5.00 (anggaran termasuk cukai).

Siapa kata orang kaya je makan Fast Food selalu? Tu tak banding dengan nasi kandar lagi tu!!!

Shut Down

2011-05-29T09:42:00.001+08:00

It's a long day, its late and you're tired.
But when you shut down, THIS happens.

WtF la!!!!

Shopping List

2011-05-29T09:41:00.001+08:00

Hai....

Bila dalam list ada 6 item je.

Tapi bila sampai cashier troli dah penuh.

Makin cekeding la wallet aku kalau macam ni. Huhu

It's Friday y'all

2011-04-15T09:00:00.002+08:00

Proof that any horrendous song can sound better with Epic Orchestra Music (not to mention sung by some hottie with a good voice).

Just be the best of ourselves.

2011-03-23T18:27:00.003+08:00

We don't know what's in store for us in the future.
We don't even know what everybody is thinking about us right now.
Just be the best of ourselves.

And hope for the best.

Terima Kasih

2011-03-12T19:30:00.001+08:00

Alhamdulillah..selesai sudah majlis hari ini...

Penat, tensi, tapi alhirnya gembira.

Terima kasih kepada yang datang, dan kami minta maaf jika kami tidak dapat melayan anda sebaik mungkin.

Maaf juga kepada yang tak sempat nak jumpa pengantin. Maklumlah..hot stuff..hehe.

Apa2 pun kami bersyukur tada insiden2 yang tidak diingini, dan kami berharap tiada hati yang disakiti..

Insult

2011-03-09T09:31:00.001+08:00

I really wish that this disclaimer really do exist for those you-know-which movies...

Kempen Membaca

2011-03-03T17:56:00.001+08:00

Aku rasa kalau nak buat lagu untuk kempen membaca, dari kita buat lagu macam ni, yang buat aku rasa nak tidur (walaupun ada CT!), lagi menarik kalau kita buat lagu-lagu upbeat macam ni:

Pada pendapat aku la…

Kepada Cik Az*** dari Astro

2011-03-03T11:53:00.001+08:00

Cik Az*** from Astro. tolong la jangan guna nada 'annoyed' dan cakap anda "sakit hati" dan geram kat customer. Anda call saya dan saya skeptikal nak kasi informasi peribadi saya, sebab berlambak phisher dan scammer yang guna telefon sekarang ni.

Jangan lupa saya client anda.

Saya ada lah sumber revenue kompeni anda yang membayar gaji anda. Jaga hati saya dulu baru urut hati sendiri kalau sakit.

Satu Bulan

2011-03-03T11:11:00.001+08:00

Hari ini.

Waktu ini.

Genap sebulan aku bergelar suami.

Harap-harap setakat ni aku dah berjaya buat yang terbaik sebagai suami.

Dan harap juga aku akan terus (sekurang-kurangnya) cuba untuk jadi yang suami terbaik untuk isteriku.

Haram

2011-02-25T16:10:00.001+08:00

A : Uhuk...uhuk...kau ni lepas sembahyang, tak keluar masjid lagi dah buat benda haram

B : Kau jangan nak buat fitnah. Mana ada aku buat benda-benda haram ni!!!

A : Habis tu merokok tu bukan haram ke?

Like A Boss

2011-02-23T13:03:00.001+08:00

This is how you park your bicycle…

…LIKE A BOSS!!

Telemarketer

2011-02-21T15:33:00.001+08:00

Was called by an old telemarketer. Well, I presumed she is old because she sounds really like a grandmother.

I had to hang up quickly. It's too disheartening to know that an old lady still have to work. As a telemarketer, no less.

Tradisi vs Teknologi

2011-02-21T15:05:00.001+08:00

Ni la akibatnya bila tradisi bertembung teknologi

Lelaki

2011-01-27T18:33:00.000+08:00

Jadi pakwe, nak.

Jadi bos, nak.

Jadi driver, nak.

Jadi suami, nak.

Jadi Imam solat Zohor berjemaah, main tolak-tolak pulak. apa kes?

Sing this to me when I'm sick...

2011-01-23T14:48:00.002+08:00

Plate D

2011-01-17T21:18:00.001+08:00

Am seeing an influx of bad drivers around me in Kelantan registered cars.

Either there are increasing number of bad Kelantanese drivers, or they are trying to join the ranks of penang, melaka and johor drivers.

Posted from my Samsung Galaxy S

1000 Awesome Things!

2011-01-17T06:00:00.001+08:00

I've come across this gem from my subscription in TED Talks. The perfect video to watch on a Monday morning.

Head on here to go to 1000 Awesome Things site.

Facebook ada di mana-mana

2011-01-13T20:56:00.001+08:00

Depan surau pun ada!

Posted from my Samsung Galaxy S

Talking to Dad.

2011-01-13T15:25:00.001+08:00

Blogging sambil berjalan-jalan

2011-01-13T15:22:00.001+08:00

dah boleh blogging dari handphone ni..baru best. Asyik post kat fesbuk je. bosan gak.

Food For The Year 2010

2011-01-03T00:39:00.001+08:00

The title says it all…

(This is an image-intensive post. View at your own risk. Do not view if on a diet.)

Kenapa Polis Malaysia Tak Pakai Lamborghini?

2010-12-16T19:26:00.001+08:00

Dah lama tak update blog, tapi tak ada idea. kadang2 kita letak spam pun ok jugak kan?

Gila sweet kan? Apa barang la Lancer Evo yang berapa kerat Polis Malaysia dapat tu. Kena pulak lepas ni dah ada spare part murah ambil dari Inspira,kan? Paling mahal pun mungkin kereta polis escort DYMM Agong, pasal guna Volvo.

Tapi kalau dah eksiden macam ni sapa mau settle? Duit rakyat jugak?

Oleh itu bersyukurlah Polis Malaysia kita masih mantap menggunakan kereta yang tak mahal2.

Sekian Pesanan Khidmat Masyarakat. Terima Kasih.

KLCC French Kiss

2010-11-24T12:58:00.003+08:00

Lately much have been said regarding the KLCC French kiss incident, and also the Pavilion version of it. Many were appalled (those born in the 80s and below), many were stimulated (those born in the 90s), and some just don’t get it (those born after 2000).

To me, while I do find this video appalling, it’s not because of the act of public French kissing. I mean, I’ve been desensitized by media and have seen French kisses on TV since the day I know the word “TV”. And the fact that the techniques the kids do are somewhat sloppy and unromantic. It was a big turn-off to me.

But prior to the kissing scene, was some dialogue being thrown by the girl, the boy, and the boy (I can only assume it’s a boy from the voice, but in this day and age, it can always be a girl with a moustache) who took the pictures. There might be more, but I’m not sure and I don’t care as much.

This is where I found this video appalling (i keep using that word cause the other brilliant word that i plan to use somehow eludes me at time of writing). The quality of words used, and the amount of thoughts put into each sentence is virtually nil. It a little better than baby talk because I can understand the meaning of the individual words, but at least the baby’s cute. The boy looks like a girl, the girl looks like a skinny guy, and the boy behind the camera speaks with his nose.

I mean, the girl was crying because the boy wants to leave her since she choose KLCC instead of the boy. The only thing that I could think of was “WHADDAFAK”!! Is this the level of thinking of our youth? Is our EQ so low that a choice like that would make the boy leave the girl? And the girl had to resort to crying and French kisses to keep him with her?

I shudder for my yet to be conceived child. I shall protect my child from such nonsense by having him/her watch selective shows like Sesame Street and Afdlin Shauki’s movies, not Razak Mohaideen’s, Barney or Rempit movies. Wonderpets are okay.

And the girl’s choice was KLCC? Give me the Curve anytime, kids.

The Offer Letter from Google

2010-10-14T21:18:00.001+08:00

Yesterday, I got an offer letter from Google.

This is not a hoax. Nor a scam. It really came from Google.

The only thing is I thought it’s an offer letter to work at Google, But instead it’s an ‘invitation’ for me to advertise using Google Adsense, with some rebates inside.

But I can always dream, can I?

What to wear during an interview

2010-10-12T23:37:00.001+08:00

An ex student asked me,what do i look for in an interviewee's attire. I'd say this is a better and in depth question regarding what to wear to an interview.

It depends, really on the job,the work environment and the generic nature of the job scope it self. A designer would come in with jeans and t-shirt, and still get the job, whereas a sales position would require at least slacks, shirt and tie.

For me, in my line of work and those i'm interviewing, since we don't directly meet clients, a loose sense of formal would do,as to preserve a professional looking work environment, while not making strict attire something that could hamper progress.

A person like me, would rather look if the interviewee is wearing a watch, and if the watch is timed correctly. If not, is it later or earlier (earlier is better). Earlier timed watch means discipline and patience, and an oddly timed watch may mean he's trying to improve his math (try telling the time from a watch that is 27 minutes earlier.) Someone with no watch seems like someone who does not value time as much.

Ties, coats, blazers is overrated in a developer's interview, but is highly recommended for managerial or diplomatic positions.

If all this is too confusing, you can't go wrong with a simple shirt,slacks and tie combo. What I usually do is, i bring the tie in my bag, and observe the office first. if needed, I'll just make a short detour to the loo to wear my tie, before I report in for tje interview. Remember, before entering the office, not after!

Always wear a belt, and if the shoe is shiny, make sure it shines. that shows discipline and neatness.

Kubur

2010-09-10T18:39:00.003+08:00

Tadi aku melawat kubur, macam jutaan orang lain jugak la. sampai boleh jem kat kubur tu. Aku lawat kubur arwah nenek aku dulu. Yang ni nenek belah mak. Kubur nenek belah bapak ada kat Melaka.

Selain kubur arwah nenek aku, aku ada jugak singgah kubur arwah Pak Long dan Mak Long aku. Terus aku teringat satu post dalam blog ni yang aku betul2 emosi bila tulis, dan emosi jugak bila baca balik.. so aku nak re-post kat sini…untuk tatapan semua.

Till Death Do Us Apart, In Death We Meet Again

Pak Long stared at her wife. Tears streaming down his wrinkled cheek. She looked so peaceful, like someone in a deep slumber. And it is heard, between his sobbing, "...It's Heaven for you, dear...wait for me at the Gates of Heaven...".

This was in July, after weeks of hospitalization, Mak Long exhaled her last breath. Her heart stopped pounding, and her chest no longer moving, to the beat of her breathing, for there was no breath.

Mak Long, was the love of Pak Long's life. She is to him, like Khatijah is to Prophet Muhammad. She, was the one who cared most for him. She was the one who held him up, when she was down. She was the one, his heart held dear to. Even my mother learnt on how to take care of my dad from her, and to that, I'm thankful.

Although Pak Long had a second wife, and kids who love him, none of those can surpass the unconditional love he shared with Mak Long. None can treat him, as well as she could. None can stand by him doing something like she did, although she disapproved of it all along.

Whose heart won't break, upon seeing the peaceful face, covered in pure, white cloth, being lowered into her final earthly resting place. She was said to be as light as a child, that the men and women did not feel the burden of handling her. For that, we believe, that her husband's wish was granted. It's Heaven, for a wife who had served her husband well.

Love, is just a word, and do not do justice to his love for her, I dare tell you that. It's a feeling, of living with the one who shared the same feeling he did onto her for most of his life.

Love, a mere 4 letter word, could not do justice to the feeling of coming home to a homecooked food, clean house and clothes, prepared by a loyal and caring wife.

Love, is what you say, when you cannot describe the longing feeling you have, even when she's right there in front of you. It's not lust. It's not passion. It's not even close. It's all that, and a whole lot more.

But when you lost your true love, even the strongest of all men succumbs to the sorrow of the heart. Even the fiercest eyes shed tear, even the tight-lipped tremble. Pak Long, fell ill in a matter of weeks, after Mak Long left. He lost control a part of his body due to stroke.

Pak Long, for a man nearing three quarters of a century of age, did not have any health complications most other men much younger than him would've had suffered. His sugar level was normal, and so does his blood pressure. In fact, he was still in the payroll at that time. The only thing was, he had a growth in his head, quite large if I'm not mistaken, thus blocking his brain from functioning normally.

For more than 2 months, Pak Long was hospitalized. His children and wife, took turns taking care of him. At times he got better. Other times, he got worse. Once, he got to go back home, only to return a couple of days later.

It was during this time, he was said to say, "...even if I die, somebody's waiting for me..."

The moment I heard this, I said to myself, this is the kind of love I should be looking for. And for that I asked my girlfriend this question. If someone, would promise me this, and kept to the promise all the time we're together, I swear that I'll make her happy, no matter what it takes. And I'm not saying "happy" as in the temporary laughter and giggle session couples do during dates, or newlyweds do during honeymoons, but the state of mind, where you're whole with having me, and not wanting anybody else, and not needing to worry about me wanting anybody else for I won't. I'll provide her with everything I could afford, both worldly possessions and the whole of me, as long as she's happy.

Last Sunday, I went to see him in HKL. He had lost the ability to speak, but actively mouthing the words he wants to say. He's still paralysed, but he looked healthy nevertheless. He was planning to go home before this coming Raya, and for that, he is excited. When we were leaving, I observed at the way he was looking at my father, who was his best friend and his dear brother. There's a clear message in his eyes, yet I can't quite finger it. It was not grief, nor excitement. Even when I got to him before we left, he looked at me, but I can't bear to look back. I just don't know why.

On the 16th, he got the green light from the doctor to go home. He was said to be so excited, that didn't even bother to dress up properly. His shirt was slung on his shoulder, covering his bare chest. He was happy, for God knows what.

About half an hour of reaching his house, he started to have difficulties in breathing. His sons and son in law, carried him to the car, and drove to the nearest medical aid.

Passing the cemetary, where Mak Long was laid to rest before, Pak Long took deep breaths, and exhaled. The chest never moved again. Upon reaching the clinic, he was pronounced dead.

Hearing this, I could not help but to imagine, that Mak Long was waiting for him at the cemetary. It's hard not to picture them, walking hand in hands, towards the Gates of Heaven. Looking back, and smiled towards those who dearly loved them, and those whom they dearly loved. A smile, only love and happiness could draw across a face, and the twinkle in the eyes, only being with the love of your life could bring.

for Pak Long and Mak Long, Al Fatihah.

What I learnt from Transformers All This While

2010-09-09T10:31:00.001+08:00

Source: 9gag

“Aku Tak Hensem”

2010-09-07T12:06:00.001+08:00

Sapa la search kat Google lepas tu terdampar kat blog aku…ngaku cepat!

Sebelum Aku Terlupa...

2010-09-05T22:49:00.000+08:00

...atau disingkatkan kesempatan untuk teringat...

Aku ingin mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri kepada seluruh umat Islam yang menyambut di serata dunia, tak kira lah kalau dia tak pergi terawikh tapi makan moreh, tak puasa tapi berbuka di surau, berpura-pura gastrik, menjadi proksi setan, dan yang sama waktu dengannya...

Aku ingin meminta maaf kalau aku ada terkasar bahasa baik dari segi kata-kata, tulisan, atau gerak badan, dan aku maafkan jugak korang. Tapi maaf je tau...kalau ada hutang jangan lupa bayar. Kalau korang ada rasa aku berhutang dengan korang tapi aku terlupa, janganlah segan nak ingat kan aku....atau halalkan je la..hehe

Sebagai hadiah raya aku kirimkan korang e-kad ni untuk tatapan manja korang sambil bersiap2 untuk beraya...

Sejam yang jam…

2010-09-05T02:14:00.001+08:00

Sejam aku nak keluar parkir Sunway Pyramid tadi…jem tak bergerak2…seb baik ada awek di sebelah…kalau jantan di sebelah memang aku ajak kacau amoi-amoi kiut kat kereta sebelah.

Tapi masih tak boleh celen China. 120 km punya jem, sampai 9 hari!

Semangat Inkuiri

2010-07-28T21:26:00.001+08:00

Menurut sejarah, zaman Renaissance yang bermula di Itali telah membangkitkan semangat inkuiri. Semangat inkuiri ini telah melahirkan ramai cendekiawan seperti Francesco Petrarch, Niccolo Machiavelli, Giovanni Bocaccio, Galileo Galilei, Leonardo da Vinci , Raphael (bukan Ninja Turtle) dan Michelangelo (juga bukan Ninja Turtle).

Di Malaysia, semangat inkuiri masih membara apabila ramai rakyatnya sibuk tentang perihal artis-artis, dan memperlahankan kereta untuk melihat betapa teruknya eksiden di jalan raya, sebelum memecut melebihi had laju sambil menaip sms di telefon bimbit.

Dear (pseudo) Rich People

2010-07-28T02:42:00.002+08:00

Those who have talked to me regarding people who does networking (for money) such as joining or running a pyramid scheme or Multi Level Marketing (MLM), would think I hate them with a passion. I have to correct that statement and explain my stand in this matter. I don’t hate them. But hate most of these people’s marketing skills (or lack thereof).

Aside from those on the higher level, many of those who actively running a networking campaign, I believe, is doing it wrong. Many are shoving their products or services onto the faces of their prospecting clients, and hope that the client will like it. The news is, they don’t.

If any of you (who are doing this right now) don’t believe me, try taking something you like, and have somebody else shove it into your face at random times everyday for a week. See what you feel about the thing then.

Many of the things they are doing, are blasphemy to the advertising industry. It’s the same tactic that companies use to advertise their product as often as possible in a certain time frame, in hoping that it sticks to the potential clients’ brain. The thing is, if the advert is wrongly done, it’s stick on negatively, and prove to be a marketing disaster.

I’d like to suggest some alternative marketing that, to me, have greater impact both consciously, or subconsciously.

First, instead of showing a wad of money that people would presume is loaned, withdrew to be photographed, and then either paid to the “upline” or whatever you call them, show them your lavish lifestyle.

I mean, seriously. Real rich men don’t flaunt their belongings. Those who do are those who just became rich or wanting to become rich. Rich people flaunt their lifestyle. They don’t buy big cars to show off, but they show that they can afford the luxury and the comfort the car offers. They don’t buy a mansion to show off, but they want the space, luxury and most importantly the privacy that entails.

So, while driving around in a Beemer may be too far off for you, show off that you can afford to go vacation every couple of month or so. Just show that you can afford to take some time off and splurge on life, which is more believable then taking a picture of you holding a wad of money and posting it on Facebook. I mean, that money is better spent investing than to show off. Seriously.

Stop telling people how you got rich, but make them ask you. Buy high end phones, preferably smartphones. Make sure your car keys show that they are high end cars’. Wear subtly branded clothes (a big logo on the chest only makes you a walking billboard. Sport jersey, however, is acceptable). While using this stuff, just use it as if it’s nothing to you. As if this is normal. Be careful not to overdo this part, as it may seem plastic and worse, cause you financial damage.

If your main mode of advertising is social network sites, show that you' just bought the new high end phone (for example) you’ve always wanted. Mention the business, if you want, but limit it to a passing mention, as a side note of sorts. of the 5 sentences you made about the phone, just one passing mention about the business is enough. Do not overdo.

Now, the most important skill any networking effort needs is storytelling,
When they ask you how can you afford all this, then ask them if they want to be like you. Tell them, what if, you can make their life better, at least financially. Give them a reason to listen to your business proposal.
Once the ‘why’ question have been asked and answered, tell them how you did it. Show enthusiasm when telling the story. Practice pauses, punch line, and most importantly, make it move them. Burn the passion fuel inside their heart. Start slow, and build up to a climax, which should be the time you discovered this business of yours, and how your life start changing. It’s better if you can incorporate hardships prior to starting this business, and if possible, make the hardship something relatable to the potential client.

If done correctly, the client’s heart should be opened up enough at this time for you to lay down the business itself. Of course, concentrate on the basics only, since they haven’t commit anything yet. Of course, this is where many just jump into. Or the How question. Many skipped the ‘Why’, which is why people are not quite moved by your interesting story.

Imagine telling people about a journey. You can tell them how you travelled and what happened during the journey, which maybe very interesting. But it ends there. The audience are not moved to do the journey themselves. They need a reason. So unless the audience have a reason of their own, you need to provide them with one.

There, I hope this will help those in this networking business, to better advertise their products or services, and don’t litter my inboxes, Facebook wall, and car windscreen with flyers full of meaningless text, or images that doesn’t inspire.

Like what I always say to my students: Learn to inspire potential clients to buy your product like Steve Jobs does.

Hidup Umpama Roda, Kadang Di Atas, Kadang Di Bawah, Kadang Pancit

2010-07-22T21:02:00.001+08:00

Pada tahun 2005, selepas kenduri kahwin seorang sahabat, seorang lagi sahabat yang sama-sama datang mengalami tayar pancit. Setengah jam jugaklah kami nak tukar tayar spare. Nasib baiklah ada pakcik ni tolong ajar macamana nak tukar tayar dengan cara yang cekap, efisien, dan bermodal insan.

Harini, setengah dekad selepas insiden tersebut, giliran tayar kereta aku pulak yang pancit. Cuma, kali ni, aku menukar tayar secara solo, tidak lagi berduet. Cuma pengalaman menukar tayar secara berduet feat pakcik baik hati itu banyak mengajar aku. Walaupun bukan kali pertama (sebelum ni ada jugak kereta aku pancit. Biasalah. Kalau hari-hari perjalanan mencari rezeki lebih 2 marhalah, risiko benda macam ni terjadi agak tinggi.).

Apa yang aku nak cakap sebenarnya adalah, masa aku tukar tayar sorang-sorang tadi di tepi jalan yang sibuk dengan kereta-kereta yang lalu lalang sambil berfikir “kesian mamat ni, tapi kalau awek memang aku berhenti tolong…”, aku rasa bersyukur sangat-sangat. Kalaulah aku tak berpeluh-peluh pakai baju lawa-lawa tolong kawan aku dulu, mesti aku dah terkapai-kapai nak tukar tayar sorang-sorang sekarang.

Tapi, aku masih panas hati dengan sekeping besi yang entah macamana boleh masuk dalam tayar aku ni. Tak pasal-pasal aku puasa awal tahun ni…

p/s: Jari yang manakah tidak hitam lepas tukar tayar,kan?

Dear CIMB

2010-07-12T13:34:00.000+08:00

Thank you for finally be able to call me. I've submitted my form to pay to you (you see how dedicated your customers are? We need to fill up form and wait anxiously for to pay you money) weeks ago,so i would be able to pay the last bit of my loan.

I know, that I owe you for allowing me to owe you money in the first place, but i guess i shouldn't after paying an extra 60% in interest.

All i needed was the final amount that i need to pay. I really want to give you my money.

So when you finally called, I was relieved, even though you actually called me, asking me when will I pay. How lucky the caller was, since I have prepared my speech if this call should come.

I don't understand. Why is it so hard of you to let me go? Now i need to close another account I set in order to get this loan done. Then, (I hope,) we will leave each other at peace.

Oh, This Is All Too Familiar…

2010-07-06T17:03:00.001+08:00

Skim Untuk Cepat Kaya

2010-06-24T19:20:00.002+08:00

Aku ingin melancarkan satu skim. Nama dia Skim Untuk Cepat Kaya, atau singkatannya S.U.C.K.

Cara dia senang je. Kepada sesiapa yang nak join,cuma perlu depositkan RM 100 ke dalam akaun aku. sungguh mudah.

Sebagai pulangan,aku akan menyedekahkan sebahagian dari jumlah itu kepada masjid-masjid,dengan membeli sehelai sejadah.

Bayangkan, hanya dengan RM100,anda boleh mendapat pahala membantu kawan, dan pahala berterusan sampai Kiamat dari setiap orang yang solat atas sejadah itu. Berbaloi,bukan?

Untuk maklumat lanjut seperti no akaun saya,sila komen di ruang di bawah...

Gratefully Pleased

2010-06-22T22:50:00.001+08:00

Someone pointed that I was a skinny freak in Uni but am more approachable and better looking now, and I am pleased.

Someone pointed that Wan Mashitah Wan Ismail bore with me being a skinny freak in uni until I become more approachable and better looking now, and I am grateful. Good night, my dear.

The Big Bons Theory

2010-06-19T08:43:00.001+08:00

After a marathon of the Big Bang Theory…

After fantasizing of having a friend/neighbour like Penny and I’m Leonard…

After realising that me and my friends could actually re-live the sitcom in real life…

I present to you…

Played by Kerol Cooper, Kaplai Hofstadter, Penny Mal, Lizzam Wolowitz, and Hazrul Koothrappali.

Geek & Nerdy

2010-06-08T23:14:00.001+08:00

I’ve just watched an episode of The Big Bang Theory (specifically, episode 14, season 1), and a scene really made me sad.

Leonard (a geek who has feelings for his neighbour Penny), had just made Penny (a beautiful, sexy blonde) mad for missing her shift, when he and his friends was moving a replica of the Time Machine props on the stairs. That caused him to sell off all his comics and collectibles, which I presume he has amassed for years and loved more than anything (other than perhaps Penny). Penny managed to stop him, and said that Leonard’s a nice guy and all, and gives him a hug. Then came a hunky guy and tickled Penny into changing her clothes for a date. Leonard turns back to his comics and collectibles and the Time Machine there and then.

I’m a nerd and a geek, although no where near the level these guys are. In fact, there are times when I wonder where do I stand. I am neither a geek nor a cool dude. Maybe I’m somewhere in the middle, but I’m also sure that somewhere is nowhere near the ‘cool dude’ level.

Things like this happens to people, like me, who do not have the physique that girls swoons nor character that’s fun to be with, especially in long period of time. We had to be extra nice to girls, to a point that we sometimes outdo it and got conned.

It gets lonely. But those collectibles, comics, games, computers, gadgetries, are all that we have, aside from each other. While nowadays having the latest gadget and games does have a bigger attraction value (mostly due to the expansion of the gadgetry and gaming scene), it still does shoo away girls.

I know, the reason that girls shy away from guys like us (or vice versa) is that it’s hard to find a common ground, and we’re not usually fun to be with. Some of us do try to be ‘fun’, at the expense of being ourselves.

I have no other reason to write this than to express my sadness at that scene. It hurt me, seriously, each time that happens, whether in movies or real life. Especially in real life. it even hurts me to see or hear it happening to a friend, and it does happen.

And my heart bleeds when it does.

Monday Blues is For Losers

2010-05-31T02:16:00.001+08:00

I couldn't sleep so I want to let this out of my head.

A couple of weeks back a good friend of mine coined (or at least I think he did) this phrase: Monday Blues is For Losers. Immediately, it was a blast! I made a poster out of it that was downloaded and used in a lot of places, my office cubicle included.

For some, this is impossible, and one even said young people feel tired on Mondays (out of partying all weekend) while old people are rejuvenated (less partying).

I don't care. This phrase rocks!

In fact, I'm going to share with you my way of looking forward to coming to work every single day, and yes, including Mondays.

Love your work (or find work you love)
One of the biggest reason of dreading to go to work is you're not enjoying the work you're doing. I guess that's how the system works, or else why else do they need to pay you. But some lucky people have found their love. It's either the work environment, or the work itself. Once you do, focus on that love, and build upon it.

Even if the sole thing you like about going to work is the coffee is free, build upon that. From enjoying the free coffee, you can enlarge it to encompass the whole excitement of chatting on some gossip in the pantry (while making coffee), and the smell of the splendid cup of coffee while you drill your way into the day's work.

Find a target
If it's so hard to like the work, then find a target to be excited about. To see that cute colleague or the trip to the delicious restaurant during lunch. Similar to the example I've set above, this takes your mind off the negative part of the job, and keep you on the edge for the next chance to lay your eyes on the cute colleague or sipping on the delicious coffee.

Be jovial (even at the expense of others)
Jokes are the best way to break into peoples heart, even your own. Jokes break barriers, and make other people enjoy your company. Once you've set the tone that you're a joker, even saying bad things about them can seem funny. Heck, funny people can make indecent jokes without being slapped with a sexual harassment suit, but if you're not a funny man, then sayonara, career.

Of course, there are lines that you should not cross. The lines differ in different situations, so be observant to people surrounding you when making these jokes.

Rest
The real reason why Monday is so dreaded, is that many did not have enough rest during the weekend. The body needs more than just a night's sleep. The mind needs to recalibrate itself. Even life needs some rest. So have plenty of it, but still, do enjoy life.

Read Dilbert
Dilbert is the brain child of Scott Adams, the only one cartoonist that I know that have been called a genius (a documentary series in Discovery made a documentary about him, alongside Einstein, Newton and Hawkings). Dilbert is originally a syndicated comic strip, that tells the (exaggerated, but mostly true) stories of working in a cubicle.

These comics have also being compiled into several books. One of the book that's most suitable for Monday blues and the likes are The Joy of Life. Basically it teaches you how to really enjoy life while working in a boring, lifeless environment like the office.

That's some of the things that I do to make sure I'm not moody or bored during work. While there are times when my problems (both personal and professional) issues is too big for these measures, but the other 99 percent I'm at least smiling from the bottom of my heart.

Shrek Forever After

2010-05-29T06:05:00.001+08:00

Before I start this review, let me tell you this. Watch this movie in 3D. It’s worth it. Especially those scenes made for 3D scenes. Don’t watch the 2D unless you want to feel the regret that I felt 30 seconds into the movie (still at the intro, not yet the movie).

Okay, now that I got that out let’s continue on this review, shall we?

This is supposed to be the fourth and the last Shrek movie in the quadrology, that supposedly sums up Shrek’s version of happily ever after (and how much does it looks to our own).

The story continues a year after Shrek the Third. The kids are now a year old, Fiona’s happy, even Shrek’s happy, but not for long. Shrek yearns the simpler days before he was married, where he only answers to himself, and villagers still chase him with pitchforks and torches.

Sounds similar? Yeah. A married life vs a bachelor’s.

His only wish at that time, was to return to the day when all this haven’t happened, to the simpler times. And his answer comes in the form of Rumpelstiltskin (I had to Google this, you know).

Rumpel was a swindler, and he trades deals with unsuspecting fairy creatures, who wouldn’t bother (or didn’t know how) to read the fine print. Like Shrek. Shrek inadvertently traded a day of his old life, with his day of birth.

This causes a time paradox, where he was never born, and the world, was changed for the worst.

I have to say, I do enjoy the Shrek series. This one included and especially so that it reminds us of all the characters they have introduced. But I can’t find some, especially the villains like Fairy Godmother and Charming, anywhere. Shame. And oh, Rumpel is different from the wimpy guy you see in previous instalments.

It’s a fun ride too, but a short one. Well, I do prefer a short sweet ride, rather than a long, boring one. But as short as it were, this movie serves no more than a reminder to us about all the characters we had come to love in Shrek movies, and what might have been, if Shrek wasn’t there to bump into Donkey (fleeing away from Farquaad’s guards) in the woods.

Another thing that it tries to show is that we only know how much we’ll miss or need something (or someone), until we lost them. And being the last of the Shrek series, this is kind of apt.

I guess that’s what been the strong point of Shrek movies all these years. The problems he faced is real, although is twisted fairy tale ways. Courtship, in laws, parenthood, and yearning for the good old days. I guess we all need to look ourselves in the reflection of a giant green ogre once in a while.

I won’t go into the details. This movie need Shrek fans to be surprised by the scenes, since there might not be much more going if that doesn’t work. Don’t get me wrong. It’s definitely an enjoyable movie. But compared to the other 3, I chose Shrek 2 for the engaging story telling and Shrek the Third for the princesses.

and oh, bad news if you love Gingy…go watch to find out.

Glass And Water

2010-05-27T12:35:00.003+08:00

I’m sure by now many of us have heard the question: is the glass half full or half empty? And I’m sure the same lot knows the ‘right’ answer to this question.

Just in case you haven’t heard this question before, if you answered ‘half-empty’, it means that your view of life is kind of pessimistic, and if you answered ‘half full’, you might be a positive person. Many now answer ‘Half full’, just to be on the positive side, but while we can fool people, the answer that comes to mind before be blurt it out is the one that counts.

During my uni years, I’ve come about this question one time too many, that I start to ask myself, is that all? I mean, is knowing how our perception of life enough to let us go through life? Since I won’t know the real answer, until i got through life (and die), so I came out with an extension of this concept.

I don’t know if it’s already used elsewhere, because I didn’t get this from any external sources. Any similarities is just great minds thinking alike.

After the initial question, which shows your current situation, I continue to assess the future by asking “Okay, the glass if half empty/full. Now what? What are you going to do about it?”.

All these years I’ve gotten so many answers, and while some are creative, some are also destructive. I’m not a psychologist or a therapist so usually I left them to assess their own answer.

These, however, are the 3 main answers that we tend to do with a half-filled glass:

Drink It

This is one of the most obvious answer, since we are presented with a glass of water. Those who choose this simply wants to enjoy life as it is, right here, right now. To them, life may end any minute now and why do we need to preoccupy ourselves with our past and futures?

These guys are happy with what they have now, and tend to live a relaxed life. No hurrying and scurrying about, since all they need is what they have right now. These guys appear happy all the time. Or at least relaxed.

They, however, do not think much about the future, and just accepts what happens as, happened. on the extreme side, they might be so contempt with what they have now, that they might not even start to do anything to improve their life. Hippies are the extreme example of this. Staying in one company without working for a better position are another.

Refill It

Those who are not satisfied with what they have now and constantly want to improve their selves or their immediate surroundings, usually do this. Why settle with half glass of water, when you can get a full glass, if you work harder?

These guys work hard and aim high, and usually have a roadmap to achieve their dreams already. These are usually those high up in the corporate ladder, or actively climbing one. Even when they have achieved what they aimed previously, they will start a new aim and plan the next course.

However, they don’t seem happy and able to enjoy life. Maybe they could unwind once in a while, but when they’re working, they’re a ruthless, calculating hunter. If this goes uncontrolled, they may even jump to the greedy side of life, although not necessarily an Uncle Scrouge. Many plan to live by this ideology before earning enough to let them live a “drink it” life in style.

Throw Away The Water and Get A Soda

These are the high risk takers, who dare to take the leap to the unknown, and enjoys the challenge. Of course, the higher the risk, the higher the gain. Well, most of the times. They are not afraid to lose what they have now, in pursuit of a new target.

You see these guys everywhere. Those who quit their day job to do business, or run a diverse set of business (simultaneously or not). Or quit their profession altogether to try on a new field. Venture capitalists, who invests a hefty sum into startup companies, that while have a good business plan and projections, can and have a high percent rate of failure.

To the extreme, these guys cannot settle down at all. they always want something new and presumably better. if it’s not better, then they simply jump to a new one. Living on the edge is exciting and all, but is not fit for everybody. And might not even fit for a person all the time.

To me, whatever answer I choose (usually I go with refill), it should also rely on our surroundings at that time, amongst other circumstances. Be flexible. If the time comes to refill, refill it. if the time comes to ditch the water and grab a soda, so be it. Because in the end, I want to just drink my water, without much care in the world.

Camwhore

2010-05-15T14:21:00.001+08:00

Biar jadi Camwhore, Jangan jadi cam Whore.

Windows Live Writer test

2010-05-07T12:58:00.001+08:00

Let’s see how seamless is the integration to blogger this tool really is.

This is ikan Angelina Jolie.

Ironman 2

2010-05-07T03:00:00.000+08:00

This review may contain spoilers.

Let me start this with the synopsis. 6 month after the revelation that he is Ironman, Tony Stark is under heavy pressure from the Government to hand over the technology behind his suit, his feelings on Pepper Potts grew complicated, and 6 month of continuous and strenuous use of paladium is poisoning him. And then there's a son of an old Stark Industries' disgruntled ex-employee trying to kill him, or at least hurt his image.

I do think this synopsis is enough to develop an interesting enough storyline to continue on the success of Ironman 1, but read on to see if it does.

Firstly, this movie have always been on Robert Downey Jr's shoulder, from the moment he strap on the role of Tony Stark, the narcissistic genius billionaire, and to a degree, the Ironman suit itself. But still, Downey as Tony would still be lovable enough without the suit, as proven in Tropic Thunder.

However, after watching this movie, I realized that while I enjoyed Tony's eccentricity, and the coolness of the suit, seeing them together is kind of too much, or too corny. Donning the suit, Tony is an invincible warrior, and without it, he's the lovable talkative fragile guy. Bring those two personality in too long a scene, and I got disoriented. I still can't get the image of him wearing the suit while drunk, or sitting in a fiber glass fast-food outlet seat.

The Ironman suit lost its magic there and then.

I've heard positive reviews about Mickey Rourke as Ivan Vanko, but to me, he failed to portray his bitter side. I really want to feel his pain, but I can't. He's as plain as Sam Worthington in Clash of the Titans. He does however, showed that he can be a cool and formidable villain, although not to the level of Joker vs Batman (both in Batman (1989) and Batman: The Dark Knight). It's a pity though, that Jon Favreau, didn't proceed to develop this character well.

It's not that he decided to focus on something more trivial like street dancing (Spiderman 3) or weird parents (Transformers). It's just, he can always add a little more screen time. The movie runs for 2 hours and 4 minutes.

There are golden moments in this movie. Remember that I said that apart from Tony, the Ironman suits (yes, there are more than 1 suits, if you're not familiar with Ironman) itself is another popular focus point. The popular briefcase transformation was a wet dream for many geeks, not to mention the watch-and-drool Black Widow (aka Natalie Rushman or Natasha Romanoff, played by Scarlett Johansson, no less).

The banters between Pepper and Tony are sweet to the point that you'd think why haven't they go on with it yet. I guess having that line drawn between them makes it interesting, and that actually works. Tony's quick comeback and Pepper's vast knowledge of the subject of Tony Stark and her sarcasm makes us want them to quarrel more. They are undeniably sweet, but I just worry once the line have been removed (they officially become an item), that the magic might be lost.

If you're familiar with my reviews, you'd know that I have a grudge against ultra modern and illogical User Interface (UI), most probably because I do them for a living. Floating hologram and device-less manipulation of the hologram have been acceptable, since only the hologram part we don't really have the technology. It does look cool, but doesn't really show how it can be used in real productive life.

And for once PLEASE, oh actors acting as a programmer, PLEASE use the mouse from time to time. Click here and there, or at least scroll the text up and/or down. Case in point, is when Ivan is handling all the drones to attack Ironman, would it be more realistic if he controlled it using the mouse, or to keep with the current trend, the touchscreen? Something similar to real-time-strategy game UI with bird's eye view or radar-like display should do the trick.

Ironman 2 is not a failed movie. It did deliver, but it also carry too much burden on it's back. Ironman was like a breath of fresh air, after the suffocating Transformers, so it caught many viewers off guard, in a pleasant way. Ironman 2, however, did not manage to ride that wave and improve much, but basically at about the same level with Ironman. I blame it on the media hype.

Ironman 2 is no longer the underdog it was so I gave it a 3.5

p/s: do stay back for an update on the Avenger project. But it's not like you don't know it already :-)

Gula dan Cappuccino

2010-04-27T23:28:00.001+08:00

Dia: Apa ni? Awak lupa nak letak gula dalam cappuccino saya!

Saya: Tak apa, awak...Awk saja pun dah cukup manis...

Moody

2010-04-15T18:05:00.002+08:00

Hari ni aku moody.
otak nak fikir pun bercelaru
Buat lawak pun mengguris hati dan perasaan
Buat keja pun tak berapa nak betul.
Bawak kereta pun macam celaka.

Esok-esok je lah aku blog

Clash Of The Titans

2010-04-04T15:39:00.000+08:00

Clash of the Titans, deserves the name it carries. A remake of a 1981 movie of the same name, the movie revolves around a demi-god, Perseus, who went on a rampage avenging his human foster parents who were killed by Hades. Perseus, himself, is the son of Zeus, the ruler of Olympus, and brother of Hades.

If you find this story very familiar, and sounds very recent you must have read ancient roman literature. Or have just played God of War III. Or at least you have watched Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thieves.

Yes, currently this theme have been played and replayed quite often.

In fact, I guess it's too often that director Louis Leterrier decided to hang on to CGI, and have a very weak storytelling. It felt rushed, that audiences have no feeling for any of the characters, be it main casts, or supporting. Not even the fallen Gods deserves any pity. Such a pity. should the story been told in manners similar to Gladiators, it would be a very good movie.

I mean, I love the character designs, the sets, the atmosphere, and especially the CGI monsters. I love Kraken, where it looks waayyyy better than the oversized squid in Pirates of the Caribbean. It's such a shame that it was given a small airtime in the movie.

Watch this movie for the effects, you'll be blown away. But if you want to listen about the Roman Myth, you'd better of reading it elsewhere.

Infographics

2010-03-23T20:04:00.001+08:00

* If you're reading this in the toilet, be careful.
* Berhati-hati jika membaca post ini dalam jamban.

What Forrest's Mama actually said to him

2010-03-07T14:19:00.002+08:00

Life's like a box of chocolate.

It looks like shit, feels like shit, but only if you dare to enjoy it that you can taste its sweetness.

Hearse carries CNY hampers for senior citizens

2010-02-26T16:37:00.000+08:00

According to Sin Chew Jit Poh (SCJT), compiled by The Star, a hearse was used to distribute hampers for the elderly in Kulim.

While the elderlies are this close to use the hearse themselves, it shouldn't be used to celebrate a prosperous celebration. It's kind of ironic, or maybe to remind the elderlies not to enjoy too much during the celebration.

State Women, Development and Welfare Committee chairman, Siti Aishah Ghazali, who organized the event, said she didn't know that it's a taboo to use a hearse like that. But the thing is, what culture allows a carriage that relates to death and sadness to be used in a festive.

She (being a Malay) sure didn't use a Kereta Jenazah for to ferry a rombongan pengantin, or even as a decorated car (kereta berhias), right?

Maybe she didn't have the choice, but surely, her personal car or the department's vehicle would do the job better.

Sandar

2010-02-25T13:58:00.001+08:00

Sandar kan badan.
Tepuk-tepuk perutku.
Aku dah kenyang.

WTS: Asus z99s20DPM

2010-02-19T15:07:00.001+08:00

I'm selling off my old Laptop. Reason to sell is that I got a new laptop.

Here's the spec for the said laptop. Price is RM2000. negotiable.

Asus z99s20DPM

Intel Core 2 Duo T7300 2.0GHz

160GB HDD

3GB RAM (2+1)

nVidia G8400 128MB (VGA, DVI and S-Video Out)

14" Display

DVD Super Drive

Modem / LAN / WIFI / BT 2.0 / Webcam

Windows 7 Home Premium (Original OEM windows Vista and 7 installer included)

Original Asus carrier bag / USB Optical Mouse / headphone with mic / s-video out cable / 3.5mm to rca cable

If interested, contact me via 019 6731412 (Lizzam)

Retro

2010-02-18T15:08:00.003+08:00

My company is throwing a themed annual dinner, and the theme is Retro. However, the organizers conveniently mention that it's going to be a 70's retro theme.

It makes me wonder. Why does when a retro theme is suggested, it's always about the 70's? Just say retro and people of all ages will suggest afro hair, bell bottoms, hairy chests and huge sunglasses. It's now the Noughties (00's) and even 90's are retro.

But I guess those from the 90's still consider themselves to young to become retro. Motorola phones are still in, right?

Let's see how does the yesteryears look like:

50's

Source: Ed Shaw Entertainment

I personally like this year, actually. There's every inch of macho and grace to every step and hairdo. I mean, it seems that everybody in this era knows fashion. And I mean know fashion. There's no chance Lady Gaga would survive in this year.
60's

Source : Fanpop

Then came the Beatles with their clean looks and sounds and everybody toned down. I mean, really-really toned down. I guess not everybody can handle grace and machoness. Or maybe haircuts are getting expensive so people back then just get a bowl and trim the edges.
70's

Source : RocknRoll Tribute

But nobody can be a goody two shoes for very long. Eventually they want to have fun, and not to mention the invasion of the Hippies and their powerful 'substances'. Even The Beatles got psychedelic and wrote I Am The Walrus in the end of the 60's era. Just watch the video clip and you'll understand what I meant. But the Rock is dying in this era. It's the birth of Disco, and mix that with afro hair, bell bottoms, hairy chests (and armpits too, even for the ladies!) and huge sunglasses.

Roller skate platform shoes, see? Fun!
80's

Source : Grimms Ugly Pictures

The 80's took it too far. Seriously.

Ntew Hapew Hapew

2010-02-17T12:35:00.000+08:00

Akew penew lew new bacew bilew oraew tulew kew, lew. Ntew apew-apew.

kalew korew pahew apew akew tulew new mungkew jugew koraew mengamalkew imbuhew ew ew new.

ewww..

Malam Ini

2010-02-17T02:09:00.000+08:00

Kain terselak paras peha. Baju terkulai di atas lantai. Nafas mula
menderas. peluh mula membutir.

Lantas aku bangun untuk tukar laju kipas dari 3 ke 5. Panas weh malam ni..

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In Case Of Emergency Landings...

2010-02-11T15:46:00.002+08:00

Wee!!!

2 Hati 1 Jiwa

2010-01-29T00:50:00.000+08:00

I know I've dissed Prof Razak Mohaideen's movies before this, but believe me not, I have never managed to finish any of his movies, even those before the Anak Mami series. The closest I've got was Cinta Kolesterol and Duyung.

Then I thought, I did enjoy Laila Isabella (not Prof's) because I saw it in the cinema. Had I watch it at home, I wouldn't enjoy it as much.

So when I was offered a ticket for the Malam Gala 2 Hati 1 Jiwa, I took it with 2 objectives set in mind, one is to take pictures with artists, especially the female ones, and to try and watch a movie by Prof in the cinema.

So now, I can readily say that I tried to, but his movie, while technically sound, seems more like a student's project rather than an actual film. There's cheesy lines that makes you cringe, single dimensional characters, scenes that doesn't have any function in the movie, and really really weak storytelling that makes you wonder what the heck had just happened.

You know that a good storyteller should build up his story from a simple but interesting intro, then introduces the character, and then build up to the climax, and ends the story either with a bang, or shortly after that. Seriously, I have more sense of drama trying to watch a sinetron like Bawang Putih Bawang Merah or tear-fest like those Samarinda slot series. There's no dynamic in the story telling.

Feels like having sex and realizing that your partner had dozed off, or you yourself fall asleep.

Simply put, unless you just want to watch Fahrin Ahmad, Yasmin Hani, Fouziah Ghous, or anybody in this movie, then don't. No wonder Fahrin came AFTER the movie ended (or when the movie almost ended, I think), just to attend the press conference...

Legion

2010-01-29T00:21:00.000+08:00

If you're interested to watch a movie nowadays, I think you're better off watching Adnan Sempit than Legion. I know some will chastise me for watching this very 'Christian' movie, but to me it's a movie. The Messenger is made by non-Muslims, acted by non Muslims, but watched by us on many major events.

But that's just me.

There are some attempts to portray what was written in the Bible into current life, and my favourite (in this department) is Constantine. It's even hard to argue about the storyline, since most of the characters, do adhere to the description in the Bible, as I am told.

As for Legion, not many reference was done, and the focus remains on a group of people stranded in a dingy diner ironically named "Paradise Falls", where a very pregnant lady might give birth to the saviour of mankind.

Kind of familiar, isn't it?

I won't go too far on the theological aspect of the movie, since I'm not a Christian, and maybe what little knowledge I know might be wrong, so let's discuss this as a movie, shall we.

The movie delves around a fallen angel, Michael, who left the Army of God to save a baby that is yet to be born, from the wrath of God Himself, who had lost all faith on humanity. So he sends all his army to exterminate mankind.

An angel against an army of angels? That sounds like something epic, doesn't it? Well it does on paper, but on screen, you're better off watching Feast.

First off is the way that human is exterminated, is kind of disappointing, considering that this is God who wants to do it. It's not like He wants to teach a lesson, but it's said that He want's to exterminate us. 2012 did a better job at that, I think?

After all, all those 6 billion dead corpses wouldn't be that good for the environment, would it?

Not to mention cheesy lines and predictable plot, this movie have everything to make it a B-grade movie (i'd put it lower, but not as low as 2 Hati 1 Jiwa). If not for the cool poster, and the also cool angel/warrior outfit with all those cool weapons, I would feel like those possessed guys getting shot at as they try to enter the front door (why nobody even bothered about the back door, is still a mystery).

Don't watch unless you have something else to do while in the cinema. Or download it and just skip to the fights.

Facebook Updates 2009

2009-12-31T16:35:00.000+08:00

This is why my update in the blog is quite rare these days.

March
is suck it per roat • is bersengkang mata • Listening to Yuna n looking at friend's wedding photos...feels like wanting to fall in love again • Ye, aku tau aku memang hensem.tak payah la puji2 sangat....aww.. • kepada yang wish...tima kaseh suma...aku nak reply sorang2 tapi strimiks sangat mendengkikan aku...

May
Fun With Dick And Jane seems fitting these days • 90% kat wall aku adalah kuiz...byk betul masa lapang korang yek

June
Kepada geng bas sekolah, eh geng kereta myvi...sejak sesi karok aritu asek ujan je kan?

July
ni nape la tiba2 parents aku layan travel & living lak ni?slalu layan Ria je.. • sapa free pagi sok nak pi tgk wayang dgn aku? • Rajin plak aku mengomen kat FB nih... • apa status nak letak ek? • Aku nak amek masters degree la...any cadangan? • argh...pandangan ku kabur....nafas ku sesak...rasa nak mc je.. eh..jerebu rupanya.... • Ba Wau Bu...Es Ay En San... • When you push me, I move forward, but when I push you, you fall back...what should I do? • akan mengadakan diskusi ilmiah dengan bantal dalam masa 17 saat... • MY - 2 : MU - 3, MY - 0 : MU - 2 • Time sejuk...pengaliran darah ke otak lelaki akan terjejas akibat pengaliran berlebihan ke "otak kedua" • baru nak tido.baru lepas tgk Watchmen Directors Cut...skali ujan daa...btambah la nikmat nak tido...huah huah huah • Kepada yang akan atau dah kawin, apa nama yang korang gunakan untuk panggil pasangan anda (saya-awak, papa-mama, i-you)...dan korang rasa...bila korang dah umur 70 korang masih gunakan nama tu ke? • baru balik men paintball...gempak beb.next time bleh buat lagi... • Hujan Pagi + Sakit Badan + xada mood pasal malam tadi + Datang Kerja dengan tak ada hala tuju= Perfect Monday Morning • Layan Setem malam ni!!! kalau best aku ajak geng2 Kodok • Kenapa lepas tengok citer setem sampai abis, aku lupa segala jalan cerita, aksi lagak ngeri, jenaka-jenaka lucu, tapi terbayangkan Diana Daniel pakai kebaya je... Oh Diana..pls read my FB... • Cinta itu pelik. Dicari ia lari, Dihalang ia datang, dibiar ia pudar... • kita tak semestinya dapat apa yang kita nak. tapi kalau kita tak dapat, haruskah kita terus cuba untuk mendapatkannya, atau redha dengan apa yang ada? where/what's the limit of trying? • Dame una raó per la qual he de fer agradable que quan no estic satisfet amb que la major part del temps?This status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage. • 2 laptops, 1 keyboard, 2 mice, 1 monitor, and me alone..kerja!kerja! • arini aku breakfast mekdi. nak buat macamana, dah itu je yang mampu • Bosanla kenduri skrg.nk borak spupu2 duk kejar anak,kejar laki.nk borak dgn pakcik2,duk bukak cerita politik.nk usha awek,yang ada anak sdara je.alahai

August
'Free' Windows 7 upgrade on new acer pcs not free.still hv 2 pay USD19 (approx RM80) for shipping.but buy separate vista upgradable will get free shipping.how weird • Lagu Melayu mana paling romantik ek?tak kisah la dari Malaysia atau Indonesia..apa kata survey? • ani:berseri • Pergh,layan rock kapak siut kt hot FM • Mentua ke, Mertua? • Argh, susahnya jadi anak bongsu! • Ye,ana.ye... • Tersampai awal sejam lak kt uitm.my stdnt,meh teman kt kandang meh.pkena teh ujan2 ni • yay...tomorrow team lunch at tenji...makan soft-skin crab! • Bulan-bulan berbicara sinis, Mengata ikan yang memanjat bukit, Daun-daun melilit akar, Menyapa jantung bergelar hati • telinga sumbat conference call, mata tengok LiveMeeting, tangan layan Facebook • Kenapa ramai yang suka menikmati alam semula jadi yang tenang, bersih dan permai tapi pada masa yan sama conteng sana sini, buang sampah merata-rata dan hisap rokok tak ingat dunia? • Yihu! cuti raya aku dah di approve...leh beraya 10 hari.... (tapi dulu2 time sekolah kalau dapat 10 hari cuti ni sikit je rasa...huhu) • lepas ni kena sorok mug ni..kang terbuat nescafe lak pagi isnin.. • Belum start posa dah fikir nak berbuka apa..hehe...selamat menjalani ibadah puasa kepada yang puasa... • Hari bateri kong sedunia. Setan2 dalam bateri aku ni dah kena ikat kot? • Sapa nak join aku bekfast kat mamak kul 9 karang? hehhehe • Selepas pemergian Yasmin, aku ingat dah xada iklan merdeka yg best. Tapi iklan merdeka 1Malaysia Maybank best! • Bapakku kata nk bt 8 mlm ni.tp lepas aku witir td tgk2 bpk aku still dlm saf.tgu je la.nak karok dlm keta dpn masjid,itu bole mendatangkan marah! • It Sucks being me, right here, right now. It might be better in a few seconds, or the second after that, or the second after that.. • Lawatan berjumpa Dr Tan tatkala azan subuh berkumandang pagi tadi menandakan today is going to be a looongg day... • Baru lepas layan Knight Rider yang baru...huhu..tak best betul yang baru ni...taraf sama dengan Viper je.,,tapi kereta cun • Allahumma laka sumtu wa bika aamantu wa'ala rizkika aftartu birahmatikayaa arham ar Raahimiin • Alamak! Kucing ku hilang!!! • Respect!!! kepada iklan anti rokok yang terbaru. "don't break my heart..." • will this work?duk ajar orang tapi sendiri tak test lg • Aku tak rasa merdeka pun di Hari Kemerdekaan ini • diameter perut dah bertambah 3inci akibat mengambil setiap hidangan di The Big Plate

September
Raining all day.hope it doesnt jam.nak balik! • Tiba2 je parents aku tgk hindustan.pelik • Robert Alain Philippe scaled KLCC yesterday. the Indons who built KLCC said 'meh! we've had keretek at the top a decade ago' • sapa ada kuiz best2...pas la kat aku... • Sapa nak join aku pi Johor sabtu ni? tak perlu kuar duit, just teman aku je. isnin pagi aku balik klang...satu seat je kosong ni! • I'm off to Johor in a minute.do wish me a safe journey to and fro. I'll try and be a safe driver. Really...I'll try.. • Arrived safely at Kulai (sis' house) at noon,and now at Pasir Gudang (bro's house).could use a masseuse now • Nk tido smbi didodoi suara ank2 sedara yg sparuh nk tgk Bintang Hati, sparuh nk tgk Suara Hati.. • Hanging around IOI Mall in kain pelikat. Inviting stares al around. Terasa sungguh popular • Kepada yg bkerja di luar selangor dan kena keja,slamat bkerja.kepada yg d s'gor dh tgh cuti,yihu! • Ada townhall la plak.bos besar dtg... • Hari ini iftarku ditaja. • aXXo is back?let's see in these coming days • Sapa nak join aku balik johor pagi Jumaat depan (lepas solat subuh)? aku akan balik naik kereta.. • Riding a unicycle, balancing on a thread, with an innocent baby on each hand, 30,000m on a spiked land • Tertido 5 minit aje dan aku mimpi Agni masih hidup dan menaikkan gaji Shahrol yang aku dah 15 tahun tak jumpa, serta sahabatku Johany dah mengandung sedangkan dia baru je nak kawin dalam masa terdekat ni la. ish..mimpi memang pelik • kalau rasa cemburu, tukarkan la menjadi batu loncatan untuk maju ke depan.. • Impulsive Buying Therapy • Baaalik kampuunnng...ooo...Baaalik kampung...eh, I am living in my kampung... yay...no Jam!!! • Hari pengumpulan ahli keluarga...tapi sorang tak dapat hadir..huhuhu • Salam lebaran kepada sahabat2ku yg msh kental bertwitter dan berfacebook.aku xda salah kat korang kan? • dup dap...dup dap lak sok ni...huhuhu...seram... • jemput la kerumah kalau nak duit raya, jemput la saya ke rumah kalau sayangkan saya... • thn ni raya 1pantai barat.baru balik dr utara.sok gerak ke selatan lak..tinggal 5 negeri nk jd raya 1Malaysia • aku kat area pasir gudang.dlm kul 9.30 - 10am aku nk p cuci keta.sapa nk join aku lepak kopitiam/mamak pg ni?aku blanja kalau mampu.hehe • aku kat area pasir gudang.dlm kul 9.30 - 10am aku nk p cuci keta.sapa nk join aku lepak kopitiam/mamak pg ni?aku blanja kalau mampu.hehe. contact aku 0196731412 • layan movie dlm hp sorang2kat mekdi.xda geng ar kt psr gudang nih.bosan duk umah • baru lepas menjadi musafir sejak hari raya ke dua.pergh..sengal2 dah kaki ni. seb baik takde kena jem kat highway • Feeling f*ck3d up.winding a way to win in this lose-lose situation

October
is gnsreag! • Ingin mencadangkan persatuan2 Islam di Malaysia menghantar sukarelawan ke Padang. Sapa2 ada contact? • On th way to melaka! rombongan Cik Kiah! • breakfast, mekdi. Lunch, Seroni Baba & Nyonya. Dinner, Tony Romas. Thanks Boss!!! • Baru bangun dalam kul 12 tadi. smlm driving dari opis pun tersengguk2. penat jugak jadi tourist ni ek • I'm surrounded by unapologetic idiots... • I'm green and blue... • "kau ni memang sentipid la..." • Feeling the need to expand my phone charger community... • "Thank you for the mammaries..." • Aku baru dapat almbum Fuuyo!! thanks zaini..tapi skali tak bawak duit lebih lak...aduhai..segan cek...nati aku bank in 2x ganda bro... • alamak, mana list open house aku arini? cari...cari... • Penat2 aku bgun awal bkejar pi kedai ko,ko leh buat company trip pulak?aritu kat phone xnk bgtau! • Aku baru lepas tgk surrogate.robot2 tu suma pakai network.kalu kt msia dia guna strimik ke,satelit ek?kalu strimik msti lagging,disconnect.kalu satelit time ujan je abis la • Tahniah kepada Puan Johany yang telah selamat diijabkabulkan pagi tadi...please excuse me aku nak frust menonggeng jap... :P • "okay..selamat malam...malam ni tido buas2 ye....eh...tido puas2 ye..." • ai...aku post 4U2C, Yuna post Nico...terpengaruh ke Yuna? hehe • macam best lak filem Pisau Cukur nih..cantik gamba dia..mesti ada sentuhan KRU Pictures ni, Norman KRU pun ada dlm tu.. • Love is something that needs reminding • countdown sana sini... • Kalau aku cakap, akulah yang jahat, Kalau aku pendam, akulah yang jadi mangsa... • Aku nak beli la baju teddy bear macam baju Wajib Tayang... • k3n4 1k47 ku47-ku47 l1l17 s47u 84d4n k4k1 k3 4745 k3p4l4 k3 84w4h 64n7un6 71n661-71n661. k47 l3h3r 74k n4k j3ru7? • saya sayang dia sayang saya • teringin nak makan mekdi lak... • Nyaris2 henpon masuk toilet...sapa suh layan wayang sambil buat bisnes dalam tu...huhuhu • arini masing2 muka isnin • overdose gula/nescafe pagi tadi...tangan dah menggeletar... • bangun tido je rasa down • Tadi lunch makan meatball ikea 5 biji + vegetarian Pasta + 7up. Sekarang dah lapa... • ada orang nak beli CLS Blueberry RM480. Aduyai...better beli nokia/sony yang simple...ada gak berbaloi-baloi • senak lor.ada town hall la plak.mau aku tido kang. • what do you (I) want? • should we lower expectations to feel satisfied? • cmd = zen • cari dewan org kawin tp xjumpa.'tersesat' ke alamanda • Morning Wood : Just finished assembling the bookshelf. itu pun siap tertido2 • mak kata,jangan suka2 sangat.nanti nangis... • we don't get what we want on life, we get what we deserve • kita takkan dapat apa kita nak, tapi kita dapat apa yang kita layak • Photoshop: Helping the ugly since 1988 • penampilan yang menarik boleh mengatasi kelemahan fizikal dan kekurangan rupa • chery berry boom boom • is officially lapa.tadi sombong, tak nak makan...kata aku pada diriku... • is it possible that Microsoft sold Vista just to boost 7's sale? it is said that people are more acceptive to 7 (from xp or vista) rather than XP (from 98 and ME). • aku kat library UiTM Puncak ni...sapa2 nak join meh le • budak2 dalam library ni duk kalut pasal assignment dan exam...aku slamber je main fesbuk...hahaha • @Lynn Zulkarim offered me free This Is It tix for the premiere,but had to decline because of a surprise party and i'm on call tonight.huaaa • sengal-sengal urat tekak, baru lepas karaoke..sound testing 1,2,3 • gelap dah kat luar tu...mengenangkan perjalanan pulang yang slow melow secara solo... • To EL or not to EL...that is the question! • "Halloween tu ape?" "halloween tu hari hantu sedunia..." • ku tak mahu kau jadi sepertinya. tapi ku ingin kau jadi lebih baik darinya

November
bersyukur apa yang ada bukan bermaksud tidak perlu maju kehadapan lagi.walaupun kita syukur atas nikmatNya tapi kita masih wajib memajukan diri sendiri... • "malam ni awk nk tgk Orang Bunian ke, Orang Klang?" • arini nak makan spaghetti lak rasa.tp nk bjimat.ada sapa2 nak masakkan untuk aku? • krisis!!!! • Sesame Street is 40!!! • When Fairy Godmother gave Cinderella the new clothes for the ball, did it include a full body wax, facial, manicure, pedicure, hair treatment, sun tan (optional), high heel walking training, seducive walking and posture (dada bidang, bontot tonggek, and the works)? • Guys. korang sembahyang jumaat ke sembahyang zohor harini? • Dont look at the glass as half full, nor half empty. Refill it!! • wall aku penuh dengan "My Best Friends" sampaikan Suaini Sura pun dah fedap. tapi takde satu pun yang ada nama aku. suma nama orang lain. hampeh tul • Kalau Jalan Sehala adalah One Way Street, Jalan Dua Hala adalah Two Way Street, Jalan Tak Tentu Hala pulak apa? • tak sampai 10 minit dah ada yang injured. ni main bola ke ape ni? • padang berasap je.mak aku cakap ada bomoh bakar kemenyan secara ekstrem... • Weight: 66.6 Kg Height: 173.5 cm BMI : 22.1 ~ Ideal : 19-25 BDI : 28.6 % (19 Kg) ~ Ideal 18-27% (12-18 Kg) Daily Energy Requirement : 1586 Kcal BP : 137 / 87 Pulse : 95 ppm Dokter2 kat luar tu...ok tak numbers ni? • Sapa tau kat mana leh derma/jual baju2 lama aku? • Aku call Syabas,ada masalah bil.lepas tu,awek suara seksi yang jawab tadi sms aku ckp 'ko paham tak aku eksplain,tadi?' hahaha.it helps having a diverse set of friends.hehe. • Kepada orang Kelantan yang minat MU,harap bersabar ye.. • Bekerja keras untuk membuka mata.. • kalau makan nasi lemak+oat, adakah nasi lemak itu nasi lemak tanpa kolestrol? • tgh main UNO dalam meeting.. • Ngantuk gila ah ding dong ni.camna nak drive balik sat lg ni? • I'm trying to make it easy for everybody, but everybody's making it hard for me! • I won't rain on your parade. I'll rain up on the mountains, so the stream flows strong and fills your dam; or down at sea so your ship would sail with pride and strength • Malam jumaat, hujan lebat, sejuk. Maei panaskan badan! • kau mengadu pintu mu rosak; aku datang tolong bukakan. kau masih mengadu pintu mu rosak; aku tolong gantikan. kau masih lagi mengadu pintu mu rosak, aku kunci kau dari luar... • Harini aku nak makan makanan yang menggembirakan.nak makan apa ek? • There are times I think that they understand me the most, and there are times when I think they don't...do they realize what are they doing to me now? • Tadi aku tgh usha sorang awek seksi ni kt tsco.time dia duk tertunduk2 nak amek barang,aku ternampak coinslot. maka,aku pun apa lagi la....terus je aku masuk syiling dan lepaskan rindu kat Daytona... • I have a new hate: i hate congratulating newlyweds, for they will, without fail ask me the dreaded question. i know tyat you're happy and meant well,but you're really rubbing it in my face! • Monday just got more fucked up than ever.. • “When are you going to get married?” “The day you stop asking.”This status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage. • Alamak! perut berbunyi kuat! • this should work, shouldn't it? • how can I tweet and share it on my blog as a post? I've shared it on youtube. help! • Ola guys.am testing this tweet service by gladlyCasting. • Lets,see how cool is this twittermail... • am still trying to hook up my blog with twitter..please bear with me • Tgh buat keja opis sambil pakai kain pelikat kaler pink. Pergh! • Nak mandi. Dah lapa.. • sampai bila album-album lagu kita ikut formula 1/2 lagu hits, lain lagu shit? • My Synergy setup doesn't work on VPN. need to re-setup to work over the net? now back to 3 keyboards and 2 mice • Di saat-saat getir inilah Maybank2u down!!!! • I would like to change the world but they won't give me the source code.. • If at first you don't succeed, CTRL-ALT-DEL. • The credit card guys approached all the people in the cafe except me.i guess dry pocket shows. • balik2 umah dalam 8.30,mandi and ngadap keja dari 9pm smpai 12pm.pkerja berdedikasi aku nih! • ingin tido dengan kejelesan terhadap pemunya DSLR..huhuhu • Cepat la En. PC...gua mau balik... • apa plan menarik yang sesuai dengan cuaca dompetku yang kering kontang? • sapa nak join aku balik johor naik ketapi khamis depan? tren kul 1.50pm. jom! • lambatnya anak2 sedara aku ni mandi...aku dah berlengas dah ni..huhu • huh!dah wajib mandi ni..jap lagi nak kena jadi supir bawak budak2 pi aquaria.... • Adakah melihat orang yang diragui jantinanya masuk tandas perempuan sebab yang kukuh untuk memanggil pak guard? • Twilight 2: New Swoon... • Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah , Rama Ramama, Gaga Ooh lala..... • Dulu KITT pakai keta Pan Am. Lepas tu pakai Mustang. Dapat kat produser drama Malaysia, jadi basikal roda 3. sengal tul • Hari ni jem dari kemuning smpai damansara.non stop.masuk opis trus miting.sangat lapa. • I'm planning to buy a tv tuner to record tv shows. Any suggestions? to be able to work with xp/win7 on a atom-based SFF pc. • Kasut kerja aku hilang time maghrib kat selsyen 9 tadi.patah kakila orang yang rembat kasut aku tu.satu hal nak kena beli baru.dah la pesen sekarang banyak mengarut • I'm losing my focus and it's starting to creep into all aspects of my life. I need to unwind, or at least settle some of my issues • is it normal when you know more language to code than to speak? • At KLSentral. En route to Johor. It's been agea since I travel as a passenger.. • The world is not going to end on 2012. My credit card says it'll expire on 2014. Credit cards never lie... • masih tak biasa dipanggil 'kakak' oleh maid abang aku...huhu • there's no toilet like (the toilet at) home • Belaian Java | C Baju Hijau | Milik C#-pakah Gadis Ini | BASIC-kal tua • We often teach our children how not to be ourselves while we carry on being ourselves. Yet we wonder why they sti… http://gladlyCast.com/gkg • We often teach our children how not to be ourselves while we carry on being ourselves. Yet we wonder why they still act like we did when we were their age • Setting up Revo R3600 for my dad...now need a Full HD Tv to test it's full HD capability... • cuti hari ini adalah untuk melepak dan menimbulkan rasa iri hati orang-orang yang sedang bekerja...lalallala • Mengantuk tahap cheap fan.nak tido sat la.kepada yang tgh bkerja..cepat2 la siapkan keja tu...dah dekat time nak balik dah ni

December
sapa tau kat mana ada sale kasut?if possible dalam minggu ni la..tak kisah la cap unta ke, cap anak anjing ke, cap doktor ke?janji leh tahan lama dan selesa dan lawa • eh...dah kul 4.20? • THE FACEBOOK TRICK: press up,up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, 'Enter' key, then right click then press up and down and magic circles will appear. the only way to get rid of them is to log off or refresh the page...IT WILL WORK! put this as your status if it works =) • a torchlight shines on everything else but itself. there are good times when the light it shines reflects back.. • Kepada yang time2 ujan ni baru ingat nak bawak keta nak pi keja,anda sedang meng-jam-kan jalan ni...huhu • kedengaran grung grung di luar...uhuhu • Kisah benar baru je sat tadi: "alamak, hujan la.camna nak balik ni" "erm...hujan lebat malam jumaat" "alamak! aku kena balik cepat ni...bini aku dah tunggu!" • Bosannya tgk ASK ni..nasib baik ada baju rozita yang "membuka" mata... • "Rendang ini sungguh menggoda" - sapala buat iklan2 adabi baru ni?sungguh sengal..kadang2 nampak macam bukan kita punya...ada stail sinetron • Rasa bersalah dan bodoh sekali sekarang ni..sungguh sengal! • Aku suka tgk orang hepi,especially kalau aku yang buat derang hepi.masalahnya,bukan senang nak buat orang hepi,lebih2 lagi bila satu pihak hepi,satu pihak tensen... • teingat ayat bos lama aku: "Bonus? Apa tu?" • punya kepala manyak sakit... • mengalami kekurangan vitamin D yang kritikal. Menunggu vitamin B yang tak kunjung tiba • aku nak minta maaf, nak bagi penjelasan, tapi tak diberi peluang...down aku mlm tadi...still lingering in my thoughts... • Lepas tengok ninja assassin semalam,tiba2 je wan ajak aku gi jogging.aku lebih rela awek aku angau kat raizo ninja assassin dari edward twilight • Malaysia kalahkan Thai 2-1! good job Malaysia!.. • felt happy, awkward and sad yesterday, and today I feel like a bad guy, just not as cool • Malaysia 3 - Laos 1!!!! masuk final!!! cayalah Malaysia! • rasa macam nak makan prosperity je arini...adakah itu satu pilihan yang bijak?? • Apala yang bdk2 opis aku mkn ni,smpai suma bkampung dlm toilet ni.jauh pjalanan aku nk kareb • aku mau steadycam....aku mau dolly....tapi aku takde camera...nak kena mau jugak ke? • tengahari makan prosperity burger versi mekdi, malam makan prosperity daging versi mak aku (daging masak kicap lada hitam pekat)...best!!! • Kalau kita tau kita ada kelemahan, adakah kita patut terus bersedih, memperbaikinya atau menggunakannya ke arah yang menguntungkan kita?anda fikirkan • Stand Tall, On A Wall, And You Might Fall, Or Not At All • korang nak belikan aku iphone 3G S kan nanti?baik cakap betul2...diam tandanya setuju.. • salam suma...rasa macam nak balik je ni...nak tgk bola...so apa2 pun, jumpa lagi tahun depan weh... • Selepas 20 tahun!!!wan pun aku seret tgk bola,tapi tak nyesal la...pasal MALAYSIA MENANGGGGG • Permulaan yang baik tahun hijrah ni...malaysia dapat emas dlam bola...sukan lain jgn lupa lak.dah 30 emas yang lain yg xdihargai plak • jom jogging eberibodi! • eh, besok baru sabtu rupanya... • mata dah kenyang, perot dah mengantuk • good morning everbody...have we thanked the Lord for giving us another morning to wake up to? alhamdulillah.. • Movie reality #1: Gone In 60 Seconds - going into Maybank2u to pay the bills and loans on payday. • Tgh lepak kat karnival penternak & asas tani sgor.tgu wan buat terapi.ramai suka tgk arnab comel2,tapi lari bila dsuruh rasa burger arnab • "Xlarat nak bangun la.." "kenapa ni?" "terlebih tido kot?smlm tido awal sgt" "abis tu, bangun la" "alaa...xlaratt.." - ni apa punya statement la ni.. • anak-anak (se)dara tido bilik aku.tapi tak bangun2 lg.aku nak salin baju ni weh. dah bosan duk seksi2 bkemban tuala depan tv ni... • A good movie is when you show nipples all over,both male and female,and nobody notices. that's how good avatar is • I want to make all our troubles worthwhile.. • If left is right then right is wrong • Jahat sangat ke aku ni? • picking a marriage date is as hard as finding a date in the first place... :( • Success or Suck Ass?? • aku salut pada sapa yang buat idea iklan AJL kali ni...dari 4 iklan, aku suka 3...lawak.. • sapa nak pi tgk AVATAR 3D jumaat ni?lokasi: GSC Mid Valley, GSC OU, atau TGV Sunway masa: petang atau malam... • Please don't make me start thinking "is this all worth it?" • had Fridays on a Wednesday... • Movie Reality #2: Avatar - badan kat opis, otak/hati kat rumah... • sedang streamyx 1mb and celcom broadband 58 serentak. celcom yang 384kbps berjaya mengalahkan streamyx yang 1mb...apa hal? • kita panggil isteri kita sebagai "orang rumah" pasal lazimnya isteri berada di rumah menjadi surirumah. tapi kalau zaman sekarang ni yang buat kerja rumah adalah orang gaji, nak panggil "orang rumah" jugak ke? • wujud lagi burger special RM1.80 rupanya.. • Ding Dong Bell, Ding Dong Bell, Ding Dong All The Way.... • jeles tengok jimi peluk diana danielle atas kuda dalam trek selebriti...huhu • nak ajak sapa tengok wayang sok ni? suma orang dah kawin/tunang ni?...takkan aku nak jadi orang ketiga? weh..jom la ramai2 • 12am. Raya Puasa, ada mercun, Raya Cina, ada mercun. Deepavali pun ada mercun. tapi Krismas senyap sunyi. takut tertembak Santa kot? • baru balik guys day out dengan menengok wayang, shopping, dan bitching pasal orang lain. hurm...tak jauh beza lak dengan girls day out... • Kepada mamat yg ckp cerita "Alvin & The Chipmunks tadi xlogik", pergilah tengok Alvin & The Cipan.. • aku tidak ada kena mengena dengan "Nizam Kambing" di TV3, tapi aku rela demi diminati awek macam Yasmin Hani dan digediki oleh Jue Aziz.. • guys, kalau awek korang excited sangat tengok edward cullen ke, robert downey ke, tomok ke, patut ke korang terasa hati dan rasa tergugat? • Selalunya "org senang" tau kesusahn "orang susah", tapi jarang "orang susah" tau kesusahan "orang senang" • is bosan. rasa nak kacau orang je...tapi siapa ye? • Sapa nak tgk avatar 3d mlm sok!!!cepat!! • sesi membayar bil. rasa macam baru je aku bayar bil2 aritu... • Menunggu orang kat stesen minyak.mana la mamat ni...panas dah ni • baru 10 bulan masuk PTD, ada orang lupa camna nak view hidden file..apa dah jadi ni Nadia Rashid? • Sedang menari dalam kereta sambil melayari kesesakan lalu lintas. • Meronong reneng di mv tanpa hala tuju buat sementara waktu. • Watched Avatar, again, this time in 3D. Hated humans, again, this time in 3D. • Gatalkah lelaki kerana meminati artis perempuan kerana rupa? begitu jugak bila perempuan minat artis lelaki kerana rupa. gatal jugak ke? • Lusa dah tahun depan dah..

p/s: did anyone notice that the number of my facebook updates increases from month to month?

Movies of 2009 #2

2009-12-31T00:50:00.000+08:00

...continued from here...

Papadom
Darn funny movie, as with other Afdlin's movies, but not his best. I was waiting for the heart-tugging moment, but it wasn't delivered to me, even when Afdlin was crying for real. I guess, it's the same effect when I watched Buli Balik, that I cannot accept the idea that the movie was serious, but funny, not seriously funny. Que Haidar, Nurkhiriah and Harun Salim Bachik deserves high praise for their role, and for the first time i saw Farid Kamil "act". Yes, I didn't even recognise him until I heard his name mentioned by a movie commentator several rows behind me. Do watch to the end for the 18sx scene with Que Haidar and Liyana Jasmay! I found this graph from obefiend and found it to be very apt! i love the graphs man..
Up
The first movie that made me want to cry within the first 10 minutes. it's not as funny as Cars, nor as cute as Incredibles, but true to Pixar's tradition, it's still a masterpiece. Go watch if you haven't. Cuddle up beside your loved ones, and press play.
Monsters vs Aliens
Apart from B.O.B, i didn't enjoy this movie. Sure, I can finish watching it, but not enjoy it. not even with Hugh Laurie voicing an evil genius cochroach.
X-Men: Origins
Watchable, but lame. Bloodless, silly and lame. Not as bad as Street Fighter: Chun Li though.
Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen
Too long, too flashy, too fast, but not worse than the first one, in fact, IMHO, better. I'd watch it again for 2 reasons, 1 is that Mikaela has her own transformation scene, and the awesome forest battle.
G.I. Joe
True to the cartoon series' spirit, this movie actually delivers. it's mindless fun, where logic is not needed, and if you're not a physics PhD looking for actual science, it's a fun ride. I had issues with cobra commander's helmet, though.
Muallaf
Only recently, this movie is released in Malaysia, after so long Singaporeans have the privilege of watching the world premiere. Have yet to watch it, though.
Land Of The Lost
Not a fan of Colin Farrel, and after this movie, that doesn't change. But I love the effects in this movie. One of the best effect I've seen in a movie.
Tokyo!
Haven't got the chance to watch this yet.
Planet 51
It's only released recently, and i'll try to go and watch it later.
Fanboys
It's a brilliant take on fanatics and nerds, using a roadtrip set piece to move the story. My favourite part is the last line mentioned in the movie, which after seeing the boys man themselves up to watch the Star Wars I: Phamtom Menace before it's released.

Movies of 2009 #1

2009-12-31T00:10:00.000+08:00

I've mentioned way back in January about the list of movies I was planning to watch this year. I think I've hit most of it, save a few which i haven't got time nor the chance to watch. so here's a snipview (snippets of reviews) from the list:

9
I expected a lot from this movie, but in the end, it's more like Japanese animes and movies that provides social commentary through heavy thinking, masked by very stylish or childish set pieces. The animation is well drawn albeit the small area of which the movie is set in seems, less grand. And to mix theology and mechanics, it's a bit too much to absorb.
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
This is an interesting movie, with interesting effects and interesting storytelling. If only i'm more moved by the love story, this would be a great movie. It really reminds me of Forest Gump. Especially on the characters that surrounds Benjamin.
Astroboy
I didn't go for this one. Still interested, but since it's no more in the cinema, i'll have to use other means.
Terminator Salvation
Not Bad, really. I loved the opening scenes when John's helicopter is shot down. I just wished there'd be more terminators roaming the streets. and since the humans actually have a base built on the ground, I wonder why it's not attacked yet.
Watchmen
If you like the book than this is better. It's as if it has been pulled off from the pages. for collectors, do look for Watchmen Ultimate Cut (Yes, movies now follow Window's selling strategy). This version combines the Watchmen Director's Cut AND the Black Freighter.
Ice Age 3
I didn't really prefer the first Ice Age, and also the second. But this one, is worth watching and re-watching. I love the storytelling and the slapsticks and jokes actually helps. Even Scrat is lovable in this movie.
Star Trek
This is a good movie. Fast paced, not boring, but still nerdy. Having said that I don't really enjoy it as much. To me, it's just another movie "re-bourned", similar to what happened to Bond and currently, Holmes.
2012
I haven't wathced this one. I'll try to catch the show this week, or get a copy of it later. I've heard mixed reviews of this movie, but I'm not putting my money on the story, based on the trailers. Effects seems top notch, but as disaster genre goes, Deep Impact have tugged at my heart the most.

...to be continued...

Stand Tall

2009-12-16T11:14:00.002+08:00

Stand Tall
On A Wall
And You Might Fall
Or Not At All

The KB Mall Incident

2009-12-07T15:17:00.001+08:00

Have just watched the KB Mall incident in Youtube. while the tragedy is shocking and, well, tragic, I am more pissed off to the commenters on Youtube who don't seem to handle brain activity very well.

With profanities found in every other word, and comments with the IQ quality of 4 (less than the requirement to read this blog, so I doubt they'll be here), I wonder what's the reason they commented in the first place?

To the casualties of this freak accident, Al-Fatihah...

Twilight 2: New Swoon

2009-12-02T01:49:00.000+08:00

Hahahaha... Gotcha!

Saya Di Mana?

2009-11-26T00:21:00.000+08:00

A Very Honest Spam

2009-11-25T10:00:00.001+08:00

I got a very honest spam on my Talentime review. I shed to tears for its honesty. I've since deleted it but herewith I reproduce the comment (without the links, so don't worry).

lizzam.blogspot.com is very informative. The article is very professionally written. I enjoy reading lizzam.blogspot.com every day.

instant loans
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See!

EPL Main Pakai Bomoh?

2009-11-23T09:51:00.000+08:00

Betul, aku tak tipu. baca ni:

Pihak berkuasa kesihatan Serbia sedang mencari bomoh misteri yang baru-baru ini menyembuhkan beberapa pemain bola sepak Liga Perdana Inggeris (EPL) yang cedera melalui rawatan termasuk urutan dengan uri kuda.

petikan dari Utusan Malaysia

To Kind Souls Out There...

2009-11-19T01:27:00.000+08:00

This is the main reason i'm missing the chance to watch cuci the musical, pisau cukur, 2012.

It's also the main contributor to the reasons leading to me having more numbers on the right side of the decimal point than the left for both in my wallet and my bank account.

So, any kind souls want to treat me lunch? Or dinner?

Beg Tangan Masa Kini

2009-11-17T23:54:00.000+08:00

Aku nak hantar beg ni sebagai hantaran,apa pendapat anda?

To Post From A Tweet

2009-11-17T23:44:00.001+08:00

I don't know,if this will work,but if i can hook up my tweets to this blog, as how my facebook status is updatable by tweets,then this will going to be tweet...err sweet.

Kicap

2009-10-31T19:11:00.000+08:00

Suatu hari di sebuah KFC.

Awek Kaunter : Abang, ni burger abang. Terima kasih ye. Datang lagi.
Lelaki : OK. Kicap ada? Kicap?
Awek Kaunter : Kicap? Tak ada rasanya. (Bertanya kepada Mamat Kaunter di sebelah) Abang ni nak kicap, ada ke?
Mamat Kaunter : Mana ada kicap sini.
Awek Kaunter : (kepada Lelaki) Kicap tak ada la bang.
Lelaki : Tak ada ke? Tomato takde?
Awek Kaunter : Sos tomato? Ada. Nah..
Lelaki : Kicap* la ni...

notadikakipos : kalau nak cakap, biar terang. Ketchup sebutan dia KET-CHAP, bukan KEE-CHAP!!